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2008/12/03 15:16:07
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Madrak Ironhide
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In his place, a kid should confront the cretins. On either side of the kid, there should
be tall muscular toughguys to protect them. And the kid should be the one to tell them
that the cops are waiting outside, that what they were trying to do was wrong, that
they're going to be careful in jail or risk getting violated themselves.
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2008/12/03 15:30:13
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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What are you talking about?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/12/03 16:25:25
Subject: Re:Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Totally. Who's Chris Hansen?
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2008/12/03 16:32:42
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Widowmaker
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Chris Hansen is the guy from "To Catch a Predator". It's that show where they bust people soliciting kids for sex over the internet.
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Elvis needs boats. |
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2008/12/03 16:33:32
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Madrak Ironhide
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Frazzled wrote:What are you talking about?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hansen
Please sit over here.
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2008/12/03 16:39:28
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Now I see. I have a better idea.
Guy with Springfield M1A confronts predators. 20 round clip. Starts at the knees and works his way up. Has the double bonus of being both more entertaining and more appropriate.
Now there's change I can believe in.
EDIT: If you want to get REALLY messy I'd proffer a van full of soccer moms with anything they have in their collective purses. Talk about unholy retribution  . Send the video in a bundle of sticks along with some clothing and other items to NAMBLA-Blair Witch style...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/03 16:46:46
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/12/03 16:43:38
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Sorry Malfred, usually, I understand your post.
Not this time.
Are you talking about the guy?
His show?
The suicide of Louis Conradt Jr?
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2008/12/03 16:46:57
Subject: Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Madrak Ironhide
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For some reason, I was thinking about sexual predators and came up with a different format for his show.
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2008/12/03 17:43:08
Subject: Re:Chris Hansen needs to retire
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Water still shorts out their cloaking fields right ?
Batman has taken down a fair few.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2008/12/03 18:52:05
Subject: Re:Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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All you need is pliers, battery acid and Celine Dion cd's. Their minds will be as broken as their bodies in no time.
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2008/12/03 18:59:25
Subject: Re:Chris Hansen needs to retire
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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warpcrafter wrote:All you need is Celine Dion cd's. Their minds will be as broken as their bodies in no time.
Corrected your typo... 
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/12/03 19:09:48
Subject: Re:Chris Hansen needs to retire
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Et In Arcadia Ego
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warpcrafter wrote:All you need is pliers, battery acid and Celine Dion cd's.
That's not what the Beatles claimed ! 
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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