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OK, a new game for you all, that a friend set me today which has proved remarkably hard. You have to post something funny, on any topic, in twenty words or less. The words can be used in any way you want, but no more than twenty words per post, and no links to other websites!

I'll start, with my next post.

"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived." - Groucho Marx

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The leading cause of divorce is marriage.

I'm not a vegitarian because I love animals, I'm a vegitatian because I hate plants.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Why chose the lesser evil? Vote for Cathulu.

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