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I am a Utah man sir, I live across the green, our gang is the jolliest that you have ever seen, Our co-eds are the fairest, ans each one's a shining star, our yell you'l hear it ringing through the mountains near and far.
Who am I sir? a UTAH MAN am I. A UTAH MAN sir, I will be till I die.
KI-YI
Were up to snuff, we never bluff were game for any fuss, no other gang of college men dare meet us in the MUSS. So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky, we'll fight for dear old Crimson for a UTAH MAN AM I!!
Umm, guys that wasn't a prank. Look, I know the media and government are trying to say,"Silly hackers- we need more security." But why did the close off certain areas where people went missing (sure, official reports say "Weather reasons" and "auto accidents", but since when do auto accidents leave bite wounds? And why incineration of the bodies?). And since when do they have troops with live ammo patrolling and rerouting traffic in "construction zones"?
I'm not saying"Zombie Apocalypse" or anything. I'm just saying. Maybe they kept it contained this time. Maybe not. I hear yesterday they found another dead homeless man from exposure. Missing fingers and toes. And half his face. Some frostbite, eh?
Excellent. My dear friends at Alamo Draft House feature a Zombie march protest to the capital annually here as well.
Zombie rights!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
What I want to know - were they the 'dead have risen from their graves' variety of zombies or the 'vaccine/virus created zombies'. I mean, there's a big difference between them. I'm all for rights for zombies created by vaccine or virus (or other agent) that infects a living host, but there should be NO rights for zombies that were created from the dead and crawled from their graves. I mean, families paid for the funerals, they should have the sense to respect that and stay interred.
And zombies that illegally enter the US (which, last I knew, INS had a 'no zombie clause') should have no rights. But, an illegal alien that comes to the US and is turned into a zombie should be afforded rights.
In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
Just to be safe, I'm filling my bathtub with drinking water and keeping my shotgun loaded.
2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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Guess it's time to finally finish building that flame thrower that I keep putting off. Home depot, here I come.
In other news, I must say I'm always depressed when I see a good harmless prank like this followed up by people saying crap like "We will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law". Dude, chill out, it was 2 hours of silly traffic sign message. It didn't even say anything that bad. People need to lay off the litigation and just let some stuff slide these days.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/29 20:33:25
I am a Utah man sir, I live across the green, our gang is the jolliest that you have ever seen, Our co-eds are the fairest, ans each one's a shining star, our yell you'l hear it ringing through the mountains near and far.
Who am I sir? a UTAH MAN am I. A UTAH MAN sir, I will be till I die.
KI-YI
Were up to snuff, we never bluff were game for any fuss, no other gang of college men dare meet us in the MUSS. So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky, we'll fight for dear old Crimson for a UTAH MAN AM I!!
Phoenix wrote:Guess it's time to finally finish building that flame thrower that I keep putting off. Home depot, here I come.
In other news, I must say I'm always depressed when I see a good harmless prank like this followed up by people saying crap like "We will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law". Dude, chill out, it was 2 hours of silly traffic sign message. It didn't even say anything that bad. People need to lay off the litigation and just let some stuff slide these days.
Sorry you misperceive. In Austin, "fullest extent of the law," is 30 days. They don't call it Berkeley East for nothing. Ironic I'm there, oh so ironic.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I am a Utah man sir, I live across the green, our gang is the jolliest that you have ever seen, Our co-eds are the fairest, ans each one's a shining star, our yell you'l hear it ringing through the mountains near and far.
Who am I sir? a UTAH MAN am I. A UTAH MAN sir, I will be till I die.
KI-YI
Were up to snuff, we never bluff were game for any fuss, no other gang of college men dare meet us in the MUSS. So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky, we'll fight for dear old Crimson for a UTAH MAN AM I!!
GO UTES!!!!
2009/01/29 22:45:25
Subject: Re:Freaking awesome prank in Austin Texas
I think it's hilarious how the media just jump on anything Zombie related that's even slightly popular at the moment.
Call of Duty? Dead Snow?? Are these guys serious??? I mean, we can all agree that Nazi Zombies are a whole different problem than regular Zombies, right? What about the damage that could've have been caused by a mistake like that. If we're talking Nazi Zombies here, there's a whole lot of stuff I need to change in my plans for a Zombiepocalypse (I think I'm the only one who uses that word. Can I patent it or something?).
There are no Nazi zombies. The only political ideology they know is BRAINS!!!!. It's like saying communist sharks or something. They just eat.
Phoeniz: DEAR LORD NO! Flaming zombies=bad! They don't care about pain, fresh zombies would only have limited flammability (you just char the skin and muscles) and then you have flaming undead setting nearby things alight. As if getting grabbed by a zombie wasn't bad enough....
Frazzled wrote:[Sorry you misperceive. In Austin, "fullest extent of the law," is 30 days. They don't call it Berkeley East for nothing. Ironic I'm there, oh so ironic.
Funny enough, I lived (and went to school) in Berkeley for a number of years, and they didn't have all that great of a sence of humor either. Really I think this sort of thing should be punishable by a stern talking to and a fine equal to about twice the cost of the lock they cut off. Even a weekend in jail is probably a bit much for this.
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Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting.
Agreed. Fine should be costs of actual damage and to switch back.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
jmurph wroteThere are no Nazi zombies. The only political ideology they know is BRAINS!!!!. It's like saying communist sharks or something. They just eat.
Zealots of any persuasion typically have no humor. If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else will.
In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer
Frazzled wrote:Agreed. Fine should be costs of actual damage and to switch back.
Agreed, It is the pinnacle of insanity to turn everything into a felony case thats prosecuted to the max.
What other way would they have to justify the need for harsher laws due to the rise in felonies
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though."
jmurph wrote:There are no Nazi zombies. The only political ideology they know is BRAINS!!!!. It's like saying communist sharks or something.
This is true, actually.
While a zombie Nazi is a Nazi who was then raised a zombie, a perfectly logical scenario, a Nazi zombie is a zombie who then sides with Hitler's ideology, which is obviously an absurd scenario.
It's like the difference between ghost-pirates and pirate-ghosts.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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