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I saw this done on another forum and im bored so.... here's how it works. I say a sentence and cut it off at a point, then the next poster will continue the story with another sentence then cut off at a point and so on and so forth. I'd like to see if dakka can write better then games workshop.
alright:

[i]in the 41st millenia there existed an anomaly that attracted the races to gather, it was a massive pulsating glowing-------

squig that fed from the corpses of most dead creatures, it was able to ......

thedarkside69 wrote:in the 41st millenia there existed an anomaly that attracted the races to gather, it was a massive pulsating glowing-------

crystal. It's green light could be seen on all forms of detectors from the dead world that housed it. It's pulsating energy----

Typeline : crystal. It's green light could be seen on all forms of detectors from the dead world that housed it. It's pulsating energy----

thedarkside69 wrote: first attracted the dark eldar who were attracted to the raw ecstasy that was the light. Then ----------

Came a nearby sept of Tau scouting ahead. They were drawn to the crystal to investigate it. This sept specialized in investigating warp anomalies, this must be one. They came upon the crystal when suddenly----

They had a dance party. Boo tch boo tch. Then they decided to ------

....convert to islam, but first someone needed to notify Courtney Love, who had traveled from the past in search of the Crystal. Meanwhile, back at the ranch.....

...the Cattle began their carefully planned revolution, spearheded by...

old macdonald and his bovine legions of...

....Cadbury Eggs. Who allowed this thread to slowly die....

...Untill Raised by a Threadnomancer, who used it to destroy the minds of the....

turkey gymnasts performing for.....

A gay Viking. The Viking had used the Crystal to Foil the necromancers plans for....

world simultanius ejaculation

Meanwhile, a jar of marmelade gained sentience, and decided to set out on it's journey of ---

....rolling to the 7-11 to chill with his home-boys, the Sentient Donuts. Soon Pauly Shore showed up....

and was promptly cut down by bolter fire. The tech-adept...

installed vista and promptly....

Performed precisely 42 pelvic thrusts, upon completion of the ritual, a portal opened and from stepped forth...

nanananananana rat man protector of

the Emperor's left testicle. Using his uber-man-ratly powers he began to ---

DEPLOY THE RATACHUTES!!!!!!!!!![/
over......

However, the ratachutes were faulty...being covered in crystal meth and all. Next, the hillbilly rednecks who actually created the crystal meth in their bath tubs came forth and spoke saying......

DEPLOY THE RATACHUTES!!!
onto our obese spawn mother, you can find her in

The Grim Darkness of time traveller Courtney Love.' However, before they could find their spawn mother, the radiation from the methlabs mutated the Hillbilly Rednecks into...

Crimson fist space marines!

The Marines then went out to find some transvestite whores to satisfy their need to.....

construct a human pyramid of transvestites, however they collapsed onto....

the line of sight of dick cheney, which in turn he accidentally shot them all, the crimson fist then....

..Pedro Kantor arose from the ashes and delivered a well placed Power Fist to the groin which....