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Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





Robots, are they evil? Misunderstood emotional midgets? Or helpful gay interpreters?











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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” 
   
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!!Goffik Rocker!!





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Someone delete this thread. Though points for good picture use.

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





uuhhhhh..... why, mr sour puss? What is exactly wrong with this thread?

http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” 
   
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Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

Hmm I duno, that Gold Plated one looks a bit shifty to me

When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.

 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





99MDeery wrote:Hmm I duno, that Gold Plated one looks a bit shifty to me


I'm not sure I trust his politics or the example he's setting too children

http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” 
   
Made in us
!!Goffik Rocker!!





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Because green bow fly already has 2 waste of time joke threads on the front page. We really don't need a third.

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad 
   
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Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

Where's the third option?

'Good and helpful to those being evil and murderous'

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Robots will never take over the world because machines, especially of the computerized variety always eventually screw up or stop working of their own accord. That's assuming anybody is actually capable of programming a truly autonomous machine in the first place. As a child, I was addicted to science fiction. As an adult, I look at the technological wonders and terrors we've wrought in our dreams and say "That s**t would never work!"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror





A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Robots are not to be trusted...

"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut







Especially female robots. Man Cylon's are like the meanest of the mean

http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

I trust robots as much as I would trust anyone. The rumor Frazzled has a bunker with years of food, thousands of rounds of ammo, silver bullets, and stakes (hey you never know when the weresquirrels and vampire bunnies might get uppity, again) is completely false...

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Good robots are good and helpful but mankind must always be alert for signs of the imminent Rise Of The Machines™.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/27/tgv_toilet_attack/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/11/exploding_fridge/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/29/canneto_di_caronia/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/24/satnav_mishap/

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

Okay, after I read some of thos articles my vote definetly goes to evil and murderous.
   
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought




Monarchy of TBD

That would depend entirely on the robot. Robots that create delicious desserts are of course good and helpful. Those who do not are sadly incapable of appreciating the light and glory of turtle pie. Eventually, this lack will drive the mechanized malcontents into a murderous frenzy.

Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.

 
   
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

namegoeshere wrote:

Especially female robots. Man Cylon's are like the meanest of the mean


Speak for yourself, I am a monotheist, so we would probably get on.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Actually I've just started watching battlestar, they just seem like evil jerks. Very randy evil jerks

http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” 
   
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok






After watching the awesomest movie Maximum Overdrive by Stephen king i do belive robots and just regular machines can take over the world. with a world that depends on machines so greatly we can easily be taken over by them.


You guys should freakin watch Maximum Overdrive it is great.

"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose


 
   
 
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