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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







what were they? weve all done cheap stuff
like in saints row 2
on the fight against the asain guys father i just used to rocket launcher
he died as soon as i hit him

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes

In Killzone 2 when I play as the sniper, which is most of the time I will sometime deliberately shoot someone in the chest (which allows medics to res them) in order to lure out a medic. Also I will deliberately sneak into a position near the enemy base which provides the enemy with no cover and wait to kill some one until an assassination mission starts.

I don't know if this counts as cheap but in MGO with one of my characters I waited in ambush until 4 enemies ran by and jumped out behind them. I was using the MP5 SD5 and hit one of the 4 dropping him almost ran out of ammo switched to my pistol, fired wounding the enemy, CQC'd one, released him as one of the other ran to CQC me which ended up with the guy grabbing his own friend, while the third guy fired and hit his team mates causing SOP to lock his gun.

A ran around them threw a grenade hitting the third guy, the grenade went off killing him while throwing the rest of us to the ground, I got up switched back to the MP5 which was at 1/4th mag cap and sprayed hitting them both in the head before running off and hiding in a box, which works some of the time believe it or not.
   
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Hrm. Cheap stuff I've done...

Chromehounds, definitely immediately comes to mind...

I had this brutal "assassin" hound that I used exclusively for taking down the other team's commanders.
4x long-barreled sniper cannons, a flare mortar mounted on the back, real stable leg platform and as streamlined as it could get.

Man, that thing was brutal. I could take down the most heavily armored and well-defended commanders with a few well-placed shots.
My favorite moment was in this ruined city map. The guy who played our scout hound(he had it configured as a hovercraft with light weaponry and an AMAZING electronic warfare package) lured their support right into my line of fire.
Bam. All their artillery hounds were down before they ever engaged our main force, and he and I went hunting for the commander.
But now none of my friends play it anymore :(
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Good old Counter-Strike, beta six something, I used to play it a lot with my brother. He was a canny bastard and had learned that it was faster to toss aside your main weapon than to either reload or reach for your pistol. He was running towards some guy with his auto-boomstick firing as he went, missing the guy! So the guy turned on him with his USP, popping off wild shots. My brother threw his empty shotgun aside, right into the hands of the guy he was attacking. He had auto-select better weapon switched on so his USP was swapped for the auto-shotgun, which was still empty. It took him a moment to realize that he was tapping the mouse while holding an empty weapon.

*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*

*boom*

My brother blew him away with his desert eagle.



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





dead account

BrookM wrote:Good old Counter-Strike, beta six something, I used to play it a lot with my brother. He was a canny bastard and had learned that it was faster to toss aside your main weapon than to either reload or reach for your pistol. He was running towards some guy with his auto-boomstick firing as he went, missing the guy! So the guy turned on him with his USP, popping off wild shots. My brother threw his empty shotgun aside, right into the hands of the guy he was attacking. He had auto-select better weapon switched on so his USP was swapped for the auto-shotgun, which was still empty. It took him a moment to realize that he was tapping the mouse while holding an empty weapon.

*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*

*boom*

My brother blew him away with his desert eagle.


Holy Crap... that is just awesome.
   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

I played Counterstrike with the AWP.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade







in resi 5 i bought loads of rpgs and killed all the bosses in 1 shot
   
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms






Chino Hills, CA

The Dark Trooper Class in Star Wars Battlefront is cheap in itself, a shotgun-type weapon with jetpack for delivery?


But the cheapest thing I've seen is the way my friend plays in Gears of War. He hides in some corner and chainsaws enemies from behind.

Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+

WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW

 
   
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Battleship Captain






Energy swording. Followed by t-bagging.

in order to redeem myself, I proceded to use the plasma pistol, which is made of glass and feelings, and meleed till I got a kill.
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

In resi 5 I use the infinite RPG.

DOn't know if this counts as cheap, but in battlefield 2 on my PS2 I was playing black gold. Started out on the oil rigs with a sniper rifle.

It was 6 vs 3 and I was on the 3 side thanks to some drops. The other team loaded up into 2 blackhawks and 1 mini chopper.

I saw the first blackhawk and sniped the pilot, before the other guy could switch into the pilot seat, it crashed into the rig and blew up. The genius flying the second blackhawk was right behind him and crashed into the wreckage also blowing up. The mini chopper was a little better...he flew around the second exploding blackhawk and hit the tower on the oil rig, also blowing up. Unfortunately, it doesn't count kills caused by circumstances so I only got 1 kill.
   
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Stabbin' Skarboy




Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA

Let's see, I guess the chick on the street corner doesn't count, right?
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







i played prototype yesterday and one a particualr boss i just sat back and let the military take its shields down and the i killed it.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God





Inactive

I copy swords ( excalibur ) in FFT >.>

all my knights are dual wielding excalibur with restore HP on counter.

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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Here's cheap.
Setting your PS2's internal clock 2 weeks ahead and just letting time kill "The End" in MGS3.
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







i killed him that way but i just didnt do on pupose i just didnt play for 2 week beccause i didnt feel like palying

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte





GTA Vice City, jumping over the wall of the golf course rather than going through the entrance and the metal detector. That way I got to keep my weapons so I just shot the guy I had to kill with my assault rifle.

Also on the mission where you have to take a pic of that politician guy I used a helicopter and landed on the building next to the hotel and took the pic from there, so when the FBI came after me I just got back in my helicopter and flew back to the film studio.


 
   
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes

More MGO, I play my female character because people automatically assume that if you play as a girl that isn't showing off her tits (I have the Outer Heaven Uniform) that you are a girl and will not play as seriously. In those situations its time to lay the hammer down on them.
   
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Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

I know where to point a sniper rifle for headshots on most of the spawnpoints on Cerebere Landing, in BF2142. That's damned cheap.
   
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Sneaky Kommando





Massachusetts

Cheap stuff that makes me laugh?

CoD4 - MP5, Silencer, UAV jammer on the Shipment level and just camp at the enemies spawn as they have ZERO idea where you killed them from

Gears of War - Two Piece! melee someone, count to 1, shoot the shotgun, time it right and murder people, they will hate you for doing it but its really hard to kill someone who is good at it

L4D - (Before the Patch came out for 360) Hunter Swiping! omg it was so funny to run to a survivor and dance around him clawing at his back a couple times doing insane damage. Good times

They say the Emperor protects; tell that to the Orks. 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Star Wars battlefront 2, on Hoth. Ramming the AT ATs and AT STs with snowspeeders that I had modified. By sticking mines to the front. It was actully hilarious.

   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

You can no longer camp spawns on CoD 4. Enemies will spawn a fair distance from you, no matter what. If they cannot safely spawn, they start spawning on your original end of the map.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Sneaky Kommando





Massachusetts

Cheese Elemental wrote:You can no longer camp spawns on CoD 4. Enemies will spawn a fair distance from you, no matter what. If they cannot safely spawn, they start spawning on your original end of the map.


it works as long as you are the only person at there spawn and you keep moving, when they switch spawns you just run to the opposite side, it works, i promise

They say the Emperor protects; tell that to the Orks. 
   
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Stubborn Temple Guard






NeedsMoreDakka wrote:
L4D - (Before the Patch came out for 360) Hunter Swiping! omg it was so funny to run to a survivor and dance around him clawing at his back a couple times doing insane damage. Good times


Have you tried a Boomer strafing run? Only works when you are outside.

Find a long area to spawn in a move as fast as possible towards the Survivors.

Jump just before you spawn. You will be moving absurdly fast. You will also be in the air. Possibly pretty high in the air.

Start barfing. You will cover a HUGE area, but will almost guaranteed detonate when you hit the ground.

Also looks REALLY funny if people are watching.

27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. 
   
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Sneaky Kommando





Massachusetts

Mattlov wrote:

Have you tried a Boomer strafing run? Only works when you are outside.

Find a long area to spawn in a move as fast as possible towards the Survivors.

Jump just before you spawn. You will be moving absurdly fast. You will also be in the air. Possibly pretty high in the air.

Start barfing. You will cover a HUGE area, but will almost guaranteed detonate when you hit the ground.

Also looks REALLY funny if people are watching.

Words can describe how awesome that sounds lmao

Going to have to steal back L4D from my girl and try it out

They say the Emperor protects; tell that to the Orks. 
   
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Stubborn Temple Guard






It isn't easy to pull off, but can be friggin' hilarious.

In a really competitive environment, your teammates might not appreciate the suicide bombing.

27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. 
   
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Stabbin' Skarboy





Jersey

Warcraft 3... whosyourdaddy ... nuff said...

early bird gets the worm
second mouse gets the cheese
ANYTHING POSTED AFTER 1AM MAY NOT MAKE ANY SENSE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 
   
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Charging Wild Rider







up up down down left right left right b a start FTW.

And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... 
   
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Rampaging Carnifex





Mandeville, Louisiana

I was helping my youngest brother on a particularly annoying mission on Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. You know, the one that changes the game so that you're still basically doing all the same things. but in vehicles you make out of parts you buy or find that managed to make so many people mad that it was a new take on an old idea.

Anyway, the goal of the mission is to prevent these flying robot drones from destroying some golden egg statue on top of a pedestal in the middle of the map. The little things infinitely respawn in waves and crash into the statue one at a time at random intervals. You can make a flying vehicle with lots of firepower to try and destroy them beforehand, but the fact that they are infinitely respawning(slowly, but in groups) and can circle slowly above the target while you make passes on them to attack whenever they feel like makes the mission frustrating. So we obviously had to do something else. The game lets you make your own vehicles however you want as long as you use the requisite pieces(engines, fuel tanks, ammo containers, wings, what have you), and looking around at things to use to try and give myself an edge in the garage, I noticed armor plates. Then it hit me. I wouldn't even bother attacking the Without Number Kamikaze drones. I just made a huge inverted box, large enough to fit over the statue, added some engines, propellers, etc. to make it into a sort of v-tol looking monstrosity, and parked it on top of the target statue at the beginning of the mission. The little tards kept crashing into my armored turtlecopter over and over again trying to hit the statue. Got a perfect score.

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What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus

 
   
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newcastle upon tyne

Diablo 2... getting so fed up with an angry american teen *accidently* managed to load an "edited" necro who raped all the quests then proceded to taunt him :(

quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







I forgot one. The super scrab from halo wars.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
 
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