Welcome. May your stay at our cozy forum nestled just within sight of the information superhighway be pleasant and comfortable.
We offer a variety of services to maximize comfort during your stay, including an "ignore" feature, a sumptuous gallery of images which will appeal to all users, and forums for just about anything you could want to discuss.
Our Five Star Forums, (as rated by the society of Higher Better Mediated Conversation) have many perks which you will notice, such as Page Headers featuring cutting-edge wit, Free towel service, Emoticons, All the tiny bars of soap you could want, Intermittent Hellfury, delicious chocolates left on your keyboard every night, and 30% more Yakface.
We are committed to providing you with a visit which you will find satisfying in every way a gamer can experience, and as such have provided you with the following options:
For as little as $25 a year, you can have access to extra features, such as a forum for topics that don't fit into the categories of wargaming-related or non-wargaming-related.
If you enjoy correcting other people, tell someone, and you'll become a Moderator. There are downsides to this however, as Moderators are not allowed to participate in religious ceremonies. See below.
DakkaDakka also offers communal worship for our religious members. A thread in our
Off-Topic forum exists where patrons can give praise whenever they like, and a priest of the Church of Turtle Pie will be on hand to hear your confession during normal hours.
Furthermore, with a massive member list, someone will always be on hand to discuss whatever you are interested in discussing, in a polite, logical, and grammatically correct manner. For more information, contact
Green Blow Fly.
Once again, enjoy your stay!