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Right, we're going to try and list 250 magical items which have misleading names. This should occupy you for a long time.

Ring of Fire Protection: Prevents water from dousing nearby fires.

Potion of Spider Climbing: Allows the drinker to climb spiders.

Amulet of the Planes: When activated, the wearer transforms into a Boeing 747.

Helmet of Water Breathing: This helmet can breathe underwater. Unfortunately, you cannot.

Boots of Lurking: You can never quite find these boots until they have something inane to add.

Shocking Blade: Anyone who sees this sword will be shocked for some reason. Even the wielder will be stunned for a round upon drawing it.

Scabbard of Smooth Drawing: Allows the bearer to draw excellent pictures without making mistakes.

Ring of Invisiblity: This ring is invisible.

Radiant Scepter: This scepter powerfully radiates visible light... and every other wavelength in the EM spectrum. Enjoy your cancer, assuming the microwaves don't kill you first.

Pants of the Hammer: Pants that cannot be taken off because you can't touch them.

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ring of feather fall: causes birds around you to lose their plumage.

Goggles of Telepathy: while wearing these, one may watch the telly without turning it on. No sound, however.

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Deck of Many Things: It's really hard to stand on this deck, it's covered in junk.

Cloak of Charisma: Covers up your charisma.

Bag of Holding: It's a bag. It holds things in the same manner as all other bags.

Rod of Lordly Might: The wielder of this weapon becomes as strong as your average aristocrat.

Potion of Firebreathing: You can now breathe while inside fire.

Staff of Healing: A magic item composed of the nurses, doctors, and other employees of a nearby hospital.

Ring of Three Wishes: You have to cast "Wish" three times to get this very exclusive ring.

Vorpal Sword: Tells you to eat Snickers in between meals.

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Wand of Disintegration: Turns to dust upon activation.

Sword +5: This sword has 5 more swords growing out of its hilt.

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Sword of Blinding: Only seen once.

Potion of Barkskin: Causes skin to become ruff . yes a joke so bad it made my kidneys explode

Staff of Illusion: There is no staff.

Bottle of Air: When uncorked it refills.

Wind Fan: Activated by waving it around.

Lens of Detection: Looking through the common clear lenses you can detect things. Even works when not looking through them.

Gloves of Storing: Can only store one hand per glove.

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The Fists of Macragge: They're the dismembered fists of some guy called Macragge. Eew.

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