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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/10 22:48:53
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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Is that the story anyways?
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/10 22:50:03
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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yes.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 02:20:43
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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yes, I believe that was the official reason for their demise.
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 04:32:57
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Killer Klaivex
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No, they still exist in the land of Nottinghamus with the Zoats and Doomrider, who gives everyone cocaine and bikes.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 06:42:58
Subject: Re:Tyranids ate squats?
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Member of the Malleus
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I thought the official line was that they never existed
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In a world gone mad, who is left to fight for truth, justice and all that gets you smashed for under a fiver....
First played 40k during 2nd edition, missed out 3rd and 4th, and haven't played 40k since 5th edition - but still read and occasionally paint |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 07:17:36
Subject: Re:Tyranids ate squats?
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Unrelenting Rubric Terminator of Tzeentch
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Grim.Badger wrote:I thought the official line was that they never existed 
Who never existed?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 07:28:30
Subject: Re:Tyranids ate squats?
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Member of the Malleus
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RustyKnight wrote:Who never existed? The squats, that's why they are never mentioned in the modern fluff as GW has just scrubbed them out of existance. Edit: Lexicanum wrote:Although Games Workshop claims that the Squats were removed from the game for reasons unrelated to the fact the Squats miniatures were not great sellers, it is still unlikely they would have been removed had they been more widely popular. At first the disappearance of the Squat army from the game rules was explained by a background story describing that the race had been eaten by the Tyranids (in effect this still kept them as part of the background). The story went that the Squat race had been virtually destroyed, and the few remaining Homeworlds were annexed by the Imperium over the hundreds of years after the attacks. Only a few scattered and embittered remnants of Squats survive throughout the Imperium. Currently however Games Workshop have taken a more Imperial approach to the question of Squats - the present stance is that the Squats never existed - GW has even edited older republished novels to remove all references of Squats from them. In other cases books have not been republished due to the stories featuring Squat characters or other "obsolete races". The Demiurg are a revitalization of the "Space Dwarf" concept. According to Jervis Johnson they will probably never be a major race, rather remaining in the background. Despite this, certain miniature companies have been producing Space Dwarf models, and some players have even converted the rules of Warhammer 40K to allow them to play. Despite how popular this trend has proven to be, the official ruling from Games Workshop is that only 40K races can be used in 40K.
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In a world gone mad, who is left to fight for truth, justice and all that gets you smashed for under a fiver....
First played 40k during 2nd edition, missed out 3rd and 4th, and haven't played 40k since 5th edition - but still read and occasionally paint |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 08:25:09
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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A Skull at the Throne of Khorne
Australia
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I think you missed the joke there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 18:23:16
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Member of the Malleus
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dcye wrote:I think you missed the joke there.
Yes, I was um... tired, yes tired, not thick at all
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In a world gone mad, who is left to fight for truth, justice and all that gets you smashed for under a fiver....
First played 40k during 2nd edition, missed out 3rd and 4th, and haven't played 40k since 5th edition - but still read and occasionally paint |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 20:04:50
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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I always hated how they just wrote them out. Kill them off? fine. But to say they never existed in fluff when they are such a talked about army in player circles? Why bother writing them out. It sets a bad precedence.
Soon GW won't like the way a space marine chapter works and erase them completely. What then? Horus never rebelled? Horus never existed?
I for one refuse the turn a blind eye to this rampant editing of history and blatant racism!
SQUATS WERE REAL!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 21:06:06
Subject: Re:Tyranids ate squats?
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Member of the Malleus
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Yeah I don't see the point in deleting them; fair enough not updating and supporting them but times change and you may want them back again.
I suppose though that the fluff says that there are hundreds if not thousands of minor races, like the Tau and smaller, so there is plenty of chance to bring them back, albeit slightly altered
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In a world gone mad, who is left to fight for truth, justice and all that gets you smashed for under a fiver....
First played 40k during 2nd edition, missed out 3rd and 4th, and haven't played 40k since 5th edition - but still read and occasionally paint |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 21:28:49
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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I dunno, GW writing <deleted from Imperial records> out of the fluff is in itself kinda fluffy, just like how they <deleted from Imperial records> or like the time they <deleted from Imperial records>
In any case, it all makes sense to Somebody....
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 22:55:43
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Calculating Commissar
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Demogerg wrote:I dunno, GW writing <deleted from Imperial records> out of the fluff is in itself kinda fluffy, just like how they <deleted from Imperial records> or like the time they <deleted from Imperial records>
In any case, it all makes sense to Somebody....
*Watches as GWquisition raids Demo's house and drags him off* ... ... QFT. Although the whole existance of Squats is now being denied by GW to the annoyance of many, I see it as a sort of comical approach. Whether GW sees the link between their behavior and that of the Imperium to the matter of abhumans, we can't say. I'd imagine they do to a certain extent, though unfortunately the common red/black/blue shirt isn't included in that range.
Personally I think they should just go back to being open about it though. Makes the fluff a bit deeper and doesn't make them seem on the surface like fluff butcherers. Now I better move before they find me too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 23:35:52
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Fixture of Dakka
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The fluff will always be less consistent than the rules. Just for grins, the new Nid codex should give Preferred Enemy (Squats) to all their units
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 23:57:33
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Calculating Commissar
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:The fluff will always be less consistent than the rules. Just for grins, the new Nid codex should give Preferred Enemy (Squats) to all their units 
Or better yet, some new Squat-Tyranid hybrid... Like a fat gaunt with massive feet and huge sideburns
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/14 20:10:37
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Cheese Elemental wrote:No, they still exist in the land of Nottinghamus with the Zoats and Doomrider, who gives everyone cocaine and bikes.
Can I take a time out here to say that I miss the Doomrider. That guy looked like so much fun. I wanna be his buddy. Who doesn't like cocaine, bikes and flaming heads.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/14 21:10:33
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Huge Bone Giant
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I thought Tyranids made gargoyles from the Squat DNA.
Their appearance seems to match. . . as no one ever sees either of them anymore.
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/14 21:59:31
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Member of the Malleus
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kirsanth wrote:I thought Tyranids made gargoyles from the Squat DNA.
Their appearance seems to match. . . as no one ever sees either of them anymore.
That's more to do with gargoyles not being very good flyers :p (by that I mean they fall off their flying stands constantly, hence superglue being an optional upgrade for gargoyles)
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In a world gone mad, who is left to fight for truth, justice and all that gets you smashed for under a fiver....
First played 40k during 2nd edition, missed out 3rd and 4th, and haven't played 40k since 5th edition - but still read and occasionally paint |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/14 22:20:28
Subject: Re:Tyranids ate squats?
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Sinewy Scourge
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Didn't the squats get a brief cameo in the ork codex, where they talk about the orks taking the world Golgatha.
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"I'm not much for prejudice, I prefer to judge people by whats inside, and how much fun it is to get to those insides." - Unknown Haemonculi |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/14 22:44:22
Subject: Re:Tyranids ate squats?
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Do you know what page of the Ork codex that was on? I skimmed through it but couldn't find it.
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/15 06:44:48
Subject: Tyranids ate squats?
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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also thats where the Fortress of Arrogance was lost & found. I suppose that the book Gunheads would be set on Golgatha then, but I dunno, never read it.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
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