the battle of the ultramarines:ultrasymbol:
you see there
ws these guys called the ultramarines and theny were pretty cool they were the mighty space marines serving the demperor. they were friends with the othe space marines called space wolves and blood angels and he blood angels were all angry and the space wolves were also angry but they were cool and drank lots of beer
so won day the leader of the ulratmarines marneus calgar holds a party where he says 'today is my birthday where are my presents" and the other space merines think hes awesome so they all go out t get him a present. then leman russ (WHO IS MY SECOND FAVRITE CHARACTER!) SAys "calgar you forgot my birthday you asshol and calgar was sad so he sad "okay ill get you a present" and leman russ was all kay with that. so then calgar goes to the imperial planet to get apresent for leman russ 'i think he woud like a leather jacket cuss that cool" and so he picks the letter jacket with the wolf picture on it (becuse russ is leader of the space wholes) n then the guy at the score counter says "no you cant have that jacket its mine"
and then the guy becomes a dark elder1 calgar was vary scared and frightened but he punched the the guy nd he coughed up blodo like he was sick. but then the dork elder took out his katana nd said "U WILL DIE CALGAR! I WILL KIL U FOR KILLING MY PARENTS!" and calgar pulled out his chainsaw and said "NO U WILL DYE!" so the two began fighting. calgar needed help, so he used his cellphone to call the god emprah of men who was fighting chaos, and the god empror of man appeared and sad 'fole xenon scum you will dei and he wasnt lying
but then the dark elder said "pease, i am triiing to avenge my family' and then the emprah was sad and told him 'the evil tau killed ur family1" and so the emperor and calgar both teamed up with the dark elder (whose name is darksword) to fite the evil tau but frst calgar had to get russ present so he used his Credit card of the empreror to buy the jacket n spome beer. russ is really happy with his present and then he gives calgar his own present a new rhino to fight the evul tau whti. then leman russ and the sanguinater and the ultramairiens and the dark elves all go to fight the evil tau and there leader aunva (whos catholic). the dark elder
hd really cool WERP TUNNELS that can brng you anywhere in the galaxy
so they face against the evil tau and the evil tau are prepared they have robot suits to fight wit nd a GAINT ROBOT SUIT!! the giant robot suit have many guns leik guns on its head n its fingers nd its toes so the evul tau say "u can not defate the robot suit and the space marines say "YESS
WE CAN! (not like obama hes stupid). so the good space merines and dark elfdar fight the evil tau but then the tau revale the dark sekret they are not really tau tey are kaos nd their robot suit is a wardog titan so dark sword takes on the wardog titan buthe looses and is crushed and sayz to calgar 'we need ur brother and russ to stop the rbot suit) so calgar's brother a pears.
calgars brother is named vs'htac the mitey and he is really super good at firing laser beams so he becoms the dork elders new leader and fits with lemon russ n the emprah but the chaos are too powerful so vs'htac goes up to aunva nd says "U R NOW DEAD donkey-cave! U JUST DON'T KNOW
IT!" and cuts up aunva's head like a froot salad cuss vs'htac's a
BA guy. so then the evil chaos tau are defeated and the ultramarine celebrate calgar's birthday and give him a super pimped up rino with a big gold U on it cus hes the ultramarines captain and everybody else lives happily ever after now that chaos and the evil tua are defecated.
the end
(sorry if i got anybodys name wrong i just wanted to say i really wanted to make russ the hero
bt this is is a story about the ultramarines not the space wolves next tie it will be a story about the space wolfs =) )
PS vs'htac the mighty is a character i made up the other characters are propertees of gamesworkshop also i made my own rules for vs'htac hes wrth 800 points and is in my space wolfs army.
