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twas the night before blitzkreig,
the orks all a buzz
every ork was sturring,
a battle soon because

there bombs and there ammo strewn without care
as ghazgull mag ug thrakka soon would be there

the humies all snug and tight in there beds
with dreams of ork bringing fright to there heads

with zagstruk a screeching and wasdakka a grinnin
the poor captured guardsmen were wettin there linnen

when out of the foxholes there came such a clatter
wazdakka rushed out to see whats a matter

away on his warbike he drove down in a flash
in hopes that some humies came by for a clash

the moon gave light to new ashen snow when zagstruks wondering eye did peer
but a column of deathfortresses all shifting in gear

ghazgulls new deathfortress , with a odd brutish driver so oily and slick
he pulled out his gun, the trigger did click

ghazgulls new deathfortress rolled on with a shudder,
death to all humies we did hear him mutter

with ghazgull atop he shouted all sorts of names

now zagstruk , now wazdakka
now zagrub go dakka!
on snikrot , on grotsnik
on badruck go dakka!

ghazgull was dressed in armor from his head to his foot
his armorall tarnished with ash,blood and soot

the stump of a stogey clenched in his teeth,
the nasty smoke circling his head like a wreath
his eyes how they twinked, they looked so merry
but me and the boyz knew that he just got scary!

and up in the air came a frightening sight
as hundreds of fighta bommas up and took flight

with a clash and a boom the defences did crumble
and the hives of the planet exploded with thunderous rumble
the humies all dead, the planet captured in one night.

ghazgull yealled to his boys

happy plunder to all and to all a good fight!

A very dakka christmas