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Cold hard nipples and slapping pucks

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I like this idea.

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Oklahoma City, Ok.

I may have to start following Hockey....

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alarmingrick wrote:I may have to start following Hockey....



It's a great underrated sport.

Now if only the Devils can take game 2 Tomorrow and now screw up with their line changes.

 
   
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Piston Honda wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:I may have to start following Hockey....



It's a great underrated sport.

Now if only the Devils can take game 2 Tomorrow and now screw up with their line changes.


Yeah yeah yeah, line changes and stuff - but look, bewbs!

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Avatar 720 wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:I may have to start following Hockey....



It's a great underrated sport.

Now if only the Devils can take game 2 Tomorrow and now screw up with their line changes.


Yeah yeah yeah, line changes and stuff - but look, bewbs!


I believe Avatar 720 has about covered it for me!

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Avatar 720 wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:I may have to start following Hockey....



It's a great underrated sport.

Now if only the Devils can take game 2 Tomorrow and now screw up with their line changes.


Yeah yeah yeah, line changes and stuff - but look, bewbs!


You are only interested in the body checks.


 
   
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Can I spend two minutes in the penalty box with those girls? I've been very naughty what with all the high sticking I'm engaged in.

 
   
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Sgt_Scruffy wrote:Can I spend two minutes in the penalty box with those girls? I've been very naughty what with all the high sticking I'm engaged in.


It's not called the sin bin for nothing.

Penalty for Butt-Ending

Hockey can be just as sexual as Baseball

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Piston Honda wrote:
Sgt_Scruffy wrote:Can I spend two minutes in the penalty box with those girls? I've been very naughty what with all the high sticking I'm engaged in.


It's not called the sin bin for nothing.

Penalty for Butt-Ending

Hockey can be just as sexual as Baseball


Don't forget "High Sticking"!

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alarmingrick wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:
Sgt_Scruffy wrote:Can I spend two minutes in the penalty box with those girls? I've been very naughty what with all the high sticking I'm engaged in.


It's not called the sin bin for nothing.

Penalty for Butt-Ending

Hockey can be just as sexual as Baseball


Don't forget "High Sticking"!

Dont forget to make a joke about High Sticking!

   
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Detroit

Why are they casting in Tulsa, Oklahoma? Why not Toronto? Or Montreal? Or any of the original six cities? A cowgirl can brand a cow, but can she fire off a onetimer from the blue line into a screen?


Oh, wait... This isn't about hockey.

My bad.

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fire4effekt wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:
Sgt_Scruffy wrote:Can I spend two minutes in the penalty box with those girls? I've been very naughty what with all the high sticking I'm engaged in.


It's not called the sin bin for nothing.

Penalty for Butt-Ending

Hockey can be just as sexual as Baseball


Don't forget "High Sticking"!

Dont forget to make a joke about High Sticking!


Don't forget to contribute! Don't just jump in to criticize....

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

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Detroit

alarmingrick wrote:
fire4effekt wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:
Sgt_Scruffy wrote:Can I spend two minutes in the penalty box with those girls? I've been very naughty what with all the high sticking I'm engaged in.


It's not called the sin bin for nothing.

Penalty for Butt-Ending

Hockey can be just as sexual as Baseball


Don't forget "High Sticking"!

Dont forget to make a joke about High Sticking!


Don't forget to contribute! Don't just jump in to criticize....
How about Boarding?

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This is far from the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and that makes me very sad.
   
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Chongara wrote:This is far from the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and that makes me very sad.


It is certainly up there though.

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treadhead1944 wrote:Why are they casting in Tulsa, Oklahoma? Why not Toronto? Or Montreal? Or any of the original six cities? A cowgirl can brand a cow, but can she fire off a onetimer from the blue line into a screen?


Oh, wait... This isn't about hockey.

My bad.


Ja. In any of the original six cities the fans would actually expect the girls to be able to play. And that would interfere with the central casting priorities inherent in this concept.

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