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Hello there forum!
Since this is not my first actual topic, start yelling at me if I got the poll thing wrong. If I did, I'm sorry, just tell me what I did wrong.
Anyways, as the title points out, I am creating an entirely new army that I am currently working on a codex for. If you want the Codex up in this topic, mention it in the replies. I'll see what I can do. You can probably guess the name of the race (if you have no idea, look at the sig). They're uuber powerful commandos; you can just about fit in 2 troops and a HQ into a 2500 pointer game, but they are completely and utterly kickass. They're psykers too. Psychic powers ftw, baby! Don't have any illustrations for them yet, if you are willing to have a go and/or are a natural artist, I would be grateful for anything you send. They are blob-shaped in form, have blobs eyes, ears and a long, blobby tail. They have a thin layer of blob that can be any colour (puke green with floating chunks, for an example), but on colder planets they have much thicker blob which tends to be much lighter on colour and shade, and characteristic blob on their ear. If you have ever seen a gelatinous cube with ears like that, you will know what I mean.

They are veterans of the Milky Way. Scratch that, they're the old ones I'm not going to dick around. They have pretty much set up shop on everyone's back door and are hoping to kill everyone for screwing up their galaxy - Using some rather fascinating blueprints from the Dark Age of Technology that the Magi on Mars will be very interested in...

They're good friends with everyone after saving everyone and giving the Necrons back their bodies. They're friendly with most of the other galaxies as well, but tend to be wary in case the tyranids change their minds... The Imperial Guard are (naturally) overjoyed at the sight of them, as they are all really cool to party with, but are rather odd in the way the draw their beer. They get it form a "private" dimension, which they call the Party Dimension. The Imperium calls it Dimension Awesome or The Frat. This old race doesn't worship the Emperor, THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE! Which the Ecclesiarchy are delighted about, but they otherwise do have a deity which they spend a lot of time praying to - THEM!
That's about all I have for you guys, creative criticism and interesting comments are appreciated, and thanks for taking the time to look at and read this post.
Chrisrawr out.

Please lock and punish me, this is an obvious troll post and I already feel bad about it.