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Jim: Welcome Sports fans. Finally after 40'000 years were back on Cabalvision. And were happy to bring you the murderbowl.
Bob: Sure thing Jim, we've been waiting for just the right sport to come along, a destructive, dangerous,most blood curdling sport since the blood bowl leagues fell through and reformed into the rather watered down NFL and Rugby leagues.
Jim: that's right Bob, its not a sport if you don't to get to see some disembowling action...

Jim: So what have we got in store for all those lucky viewers tonight?
Bob: well Jim, first up we have a 9 man royal rumble, last man standing wins. Followed by an exciting 6 man tag team action.
Jim: sounds thrilling Bob, and just who are the competitiors?
Bob: well the line up for the royal rumble we have, a khorne berzerker, a black templar, an ogryn, howling banshee, a dark eldar wych, a genestealer, an ork nob, a grey knight and an eldar harlequin.

Jim.. Wow, what a line up! But what about the tag teams
Bob: good question jim. Well for the forces of order we have, a blood angels death company, teaming with a striking scorpion, and a tau crisis suit.
Jim: a formidable team bob
Bob: sure is jim, but there up against a plague marine a bloodletter and a dark eldar incubi.
Jim: that's gonna be one hell of a fight bob.
Bob: it better be! Otherwise we might have to get involved and none of the competitors want that.
Jim: no they do not...

Jim: but for the first time ever we have the murderbowl polls, viewers can place their bets and vote for who they think will come out on top.
Bob: that's right jim every one of our lucky vierwers get 2 votes, 1 for the winner of the rumble and 1 for the winning tag teams.
Jim: let's see what the public think of the results.