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Oh who are you silly girl?
The one who wraps their legs in twirls?

The breathe of hoplessness on your lips
You also smell like old piss

You moan and moan and have nothing to say
Things be different if it were my way

Your legs wouldn't be open all the time
And your room wouldnt smell like cheap wine

You laugh about it all day as if in a trance
You make me upset and I most certainly don't want to dance

With you? Do you take me for a fool?
Your 20 years of nothing more than a merchants tool!

I regret things are this way
I truly do I must say
If you weren't a whore, you'd have made my day

My pockets are light, yes they are
From just one night of going too far

You're a waste of space and make me feel tense
All that beauty for nothing more than a few pence

Leave now you stupid whore
That's all you are and nothing more!

F*cks this :bleep ?

Reminds me once again of how woman unfriendly this community can be :-/

Its based on a game of thrones character. Its meant to describe his feelings of dismau towards the only women who have any interest in him since he's a dwarf. It's not meant to offend anyone. It is a bit sexual, yes, but the point is not to demean females but to show his angst.

Ow I thought Tyrion was a local girl's name or smt