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A cr90 corvette was guarding the planet of Endor when suddenly an entire battle fleet of Imperial battleships came out of the warp. The battleships quickly destroyed the....

Edit: George Lucas called and Disney called and wanted me to rewrite this story here goes


A cr90 corvette, piloted by an awkward but strong female princess, leia organa's daughter, Maria Solo, who is an awkward but strong princess, was guarding the planet of Endor when entire battlefleet of Imperial Battleships came of the warp. Using her strong modern day disney princess skills, her corvette blew up like 4539 Imperial Battleships as the Imperial Battleships couldn't hit her. However, one of the ships landed on Endor when a legion of Imperial Guardsmen and Space marines came out. However the ewoks responded in full force, doing the gangnam style and listening to popular music like Katy Perry. They killed like 30143204304 Space Marines and Imperial Guard(however, it is not known that they died in order to make it kid friendly). Then the Ewoks celebrated with singing Katy Perry songs(whch were carefully chosen so that thhey don't have to display a trigger warning) with jar jar binks yelling "yipeeeeee" and "nooooooooooo!" when he found out that the sisters of battles were actually a hiding behind a rock cropping that wasn't supposed ot be there
Then the ewoks got in their ships and went and took over the planet of terra(george lucas wanted me to write this part) where they once more celebrated with doing the gagnam style.

I look forward to the Frozen-themed Hoth setpiece battles!

Replace At-Ats with Titans, throw some Valhallans in there and you're good to go.

Sigh, George Lucas is at it again, he wants me to make some more changes to the 40k Universe in order to have it better fit his vision as well as Disney's

All media besides the Codexes and the Android games are non considered non canon

Space marines are now called Interstellar heroes

Terra is now named Lopoera

The Emperor of Mankind was killed by Sanguinus

Horus is now a can of Mountain Dew