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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/31 21:36:51
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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From the first few threads in this section of the forum, there has been a game called the fortunately-unfortunately game. I thought the new generation of dakkaites would love this game, so I declare we start it!
Rules:
One person starts with a sentence. Another person says 'Fortunately, he was a human....' The next person says, 'unfortunately, he was a heretic'
For example:
Once there was a guardsman called Bob
2nd person says:
Fortunately, he actually survived more than 2 minutes in a battle
3rd person says:
Unfortunately, he was a Stim addict.
I will start:
Once there was a space marine called Jeff
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1500 pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/31 22:23:07
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fourtanantley, he was a centurion
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 01:45:23
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Unfortunately he never remembered his armour.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 07:59:32
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Fortunately he didn't need it, he was sent to the middle of nowhere
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1500 pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 13:21:52
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Unfortunatly, the planet surface was 1200 degrees farenheit.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 13:25:40
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Fortunately, it wasn't Celsius!
Unfortunately, it wasn't Kelvin.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 13:37:38
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fortunantley, it was Fahrenheit.
Unfortunantley, it was more than 451 degrees.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 13:47:34
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Fortunately his space marine buddies arrived and evacuated him
Unfortunately, he got sent to prison for forgetting his armour
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1500 pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 13:48:53
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Fortunately, IT'S A FLIPPING BOOK
Unfortunately, the book is waaaaaaay too short.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/01 13:51:21
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fortunately, it was a good book.
Unfortunately, it had 3 missing pages.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/02 09:19:54
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Fortunately, someone gave us a new one.
Unfortunately, we didn't have time to read it
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1500 pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/02 13:34:42
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fourtanetley, it was not that good.
Unfourtantely, a thunderstorm hit.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/02 15:01:20
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Fortunatly, the boom got all wet so we didn't hafta read it again.
Unfortunatly, it kept raining until evacuation was mandatory.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 02:56:58
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Fortunately everyone was evacuated safely.
Unfortunately the town was washed away.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 10:12:44
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Fortunately everyone knows how to swim.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 13:23:55
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Unfortunatly they forgot half of their posts.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 13:40:08
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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fourtanelty, they later remembered,
Unfourtanetly, they forgot even later
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 16:48:03
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Fortunately there are drugs for memory issues.
Unfortunately they are highly addictive.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 16:52:04
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Fortunately you didn't buy them from Plattan.
Unfortunately you got them from T-C.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/03 17:36:46
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Fortunately there is rehab.
Unfortunately there is rehab.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/04 20:33:16
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fourtanetly, the space marine got out of rehab.
Unfourtanetly, he had no armour.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/05 09:24:40
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Fortunately,he got new armour.
Unfortunately, it was from a different chapter
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1500 pts
2000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/06 04:10:21
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Fortunately he got out of that chapter.
Unfortunately the book had 24 more to go.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/06 10:50:17
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Fortunately each chapter was only 2 pages long.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/06 11:53:23
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Unfortunately everyone thought I was talking about a book chapter, not an astartes chapter :p
Fortunately, the thread is salvageable
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1500 pts
2000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/06 16:04:18
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Fortunately the salvage is sold for scrap.
Unfortunately it's worth nothing.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/18 01:05:57
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fourtanetly, what was worth nothing was at $0.01.
Unfourtanetly, he had rotting bacon
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/19 10:08:08
Subject: Re:Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Fortunaly the bacon had rotted in a way that improved the taste.
Unfortinatly a gang of Skaven attacked him in an attempt to steal all the bacon.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/19 13:47:40
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Fortunately he used his banana hammock to secure the bacon from being stolen.
Unfortunately he was castrated by the ratmen.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/19 17:22:42
Subject: Revamped Fortunately-Unfortunately game!
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Fortunately due to a genetic defect, "he" was a hermaphrodite and will be able to live the rest of "his" life as a fully functional woman.
Unfortunately he got kicked out the Adeptus Astartes due to their "No gurlz rule".
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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