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Post the most evil thing you've done.

Well, there's always those people I tortured and murdered for fun...

We French people are the best at baby-eating. [url=http://www.euronews.com/2013/03/27/mother-arrested-after-babies-bodies-found-in-a-freezer-in-france/}We keep them in the fridge, usually.[/url]
Anyway, I try very very hard not to do evil stuff, so I do not have much to answer the actual question.

When I was a kid, I got sick and tired of pet insects escaping by flying away or crawling out of their containers.

So I ripped off all of their limbs so they were forced to move like worms.

Although not entirely "evil" in any traditional sense, I also suppose my ability to lie about anything with a straight face and zero guilt, ever, would be taken as a positive attribute to my character.

How about we don't, and just say we did?