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Guys, from now on, we are script writers. We've been asked to write a Sitcom Slapstick comedy series based around 40K!
How does it work? We come up with episodes, characters and so on together, based on 40K. We write a scene each, try to make them as cheesy and with as bad puns as possible.

I'll start:

Episode 1 - Scene 1

Two Guardsmen are talking to eachother. Someone sneaks up behind them, draws something on their Flak armour, giggles, and creeps away. Soon after this, a commisar appears!
"Right, what's all this then?" He says. The two Guardsmen look at eachother, before realising someone's been drawing CHAOS SYMBOLS ON THEIR ARMOUR!
They sigh, put their hands to their sides, say "Oh you, William!" before being executed for heresy.

Episode 1 - Scene 2

Brother Sergeant Kilno is inspecting his chapters Attack Bikes. They all look fine, until he sees one that's a bit... strange...
"Right, what's all this then?" He says. A Marine standing next to the bike says "It's my Attack Bike! I just gave it a few upgrades! See, the Orks believe that if something is red, it goes faster. That's why this thing is red! Also, I've mounted a Flamer in the from, just to burn some more heretics!"
"You do understand that when you drive and shoot the flamer, it will burn your face off?" The Brother Sergeant replies. "Aw, man!" The Marine says, while looking sad.

2 Space Marines mount a heavy flamer on an attack bike. Then, they get burned when moving and firing the heavy flamer.

Word of the modification reaches the Emperor, who decrees all bikes to be upgraded to flame bikes.

Commissar, disliked by his troops, walks into the war room. -Studio audience cheers-

He addresses his first lieutenant, Lt. Pegly and tells him about when he used to sell shoes.

His other commissioned officers come into the room. One is a buxom female and the other a googly eyed squirt.

- studio audience cheers-

......... Go with it people