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So I love my ork army, which if you read any of my posts is clear to see. I really love the fluff and the randomness of my Ork army. We suck but we have a lot of fun sucking (To stop the random L2P people: Yes im aware that Orks have 1-2 competitive builds, green tide and bikers, I just don't like either build)

Now with that out of the way, my Big Mek has become a bit infamous recently. In my last 4 games he has managed to roll Box Cars (double 6) with his SAG and utterly devastate something expensive in my opponents army.

Now I realize that Double six is a 1/36 chance and with a game going 6 turns thats a 1/6 chance, but still, that is statistically rare and amazing.
Game 1: Space Marines: Big Mek hit my opponents LoW (Dante) and his deathstar with a Vortex that sucked him and his squad as well as part of a nearby assault squad into the Warp (Or wherever it sends people).
Game 2: (Only win against Eldar) Hit my opponents Wraithknight and some other stuff with the SAG and killed them all instantly. (Rolled 6 for the stupid Wraithnight).
Game 3: Space Marines again: hit a Landraider with it and killed it and the terminators inside on the following turn.
Game 4: Tau: nailed the Riptide on turn 1 and it scattered on turn 2 onto his broadsides .

So im thinking due to his uncanny luck/accuracy with his SAG that my Big Mek needs a name of some sorts. Anyone got something good, preferably associated with his SAG or maybe one of those memorable kills mentioned above?

Want to borrow my Big Mek's name? He's armed the same as you - Big Mek Killa Dakka!

Of course, if you do that, you have to make sure you own his brother armed with the Kustom Force Field... Big Mek Dakka Killa!





How about Big Mek Exploda 'Ead?

 Yarium wrote:
Want to borrow my Big Mek's name? He's armed the same as you - Big Mek Killa Dakka!

Of course, if you do that, you have to make sure you own his brother armed with the Kustom Force Field... Big Mek Dakka Killa!


How about Big Mek Exploda 'Ead?

Meh ever since the KFF nerf I usually don't use them. Or if I do I field it as a Big Mek with the MFF.

Killa Dakka seems good but it feels common place name for orks. thanks for the input though

BigMek Grimbull Da Shokka (an Orky play on "gimbal", possibly with the title "Elf-Shokka" to tie it into the Eldar kills)

Rustbukket Electrokilla
Orkywrench Bawks-slaya
MastaMek Weird-blasta (he seems to like shooting weird Warp-holes around)

Big Mek Wazgob Da Destroya?

Okay should have drank a bit before trying this but will have a go:

Def'SAG'Git (Can come out like a cuss word or the sound of the gun firing).

Ded'Ey'Boltz (Lucky-good shot, eye, bolts are part of the trade and a double meaning for lightening bolt plus there is such a thing as an eyebolt).

Zot'Killy'Crumpa (usually an energy gun I like the sound effect of "Zot!" also good Ork speak for "that guy", the rest is obvious).

Dat'Sparka'Mek (If he remains "unnamed" it has utility or DSM for short).

Der'Sparka'Zar (Not sure... bit like "Commissar"... suddenly want to sing "Der Kommissar"... )Waah'Zaapa

Deh'Shok'Git

Mek'Git'Shoota

I think I can do more but you could combine the best parts...
Thanks for the opportunity to channel my inner Ork.
I think for the enjoyment of your friends the first name will be loved by all if his string of luck continues.

I've named all 300-odd orks in my army over the many many years I've played them.

It really tends to intimidate opponents when they realize every ork boy and Gretchin has a little name written on it's base.

So, here we have an ork that has perfected the art of ripping open warp rifts to melt his enemies. What's his story? If he a feared snotling overlord, perhaps is he worshipped as a dread god of death by the little buffers? Is he a mad scientist, a Steven Horking who discovered the mystical truth of warp bowel traverse? Did his gaseous pestilence maybe please Nurgle, who will now happily spew forth his stank to smite those who would harm one of his favored mortals?

So many options!

Warpsplitta?

Voidrippa?

Mega-zzappa?

Just what comes to mind.

the_scotsman wrote:
I've named all 300-odd orks in my army over the many many years I've played them.

It really tends to intimidate opponents when they realize every ork boy and Gretchin has a little name written on it's base.

So, here we have an ork that has perfected the art of ripping open warp rifts to melt his enemies. What's his story? If he a feared snotling overlord, perhaps is he worshipped as a dread god of death by the little buffers? Is he a mad scientist, a Steven Horking who discovered the mystical truth of warp bowel traverse? Did his gaseous pestilence maybe please Nurgle, who will now happily spew forth his stank to smite those who would harm one of his favored mortals?

So many options!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!