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Names of Characters
Slimefart Gitsmaka
Kaptin Badrukk
Space Hulk Krew
Squiggoth Dealer (Warboss Pretzel)
Big Mek Lotzaboltz
Mekboy Laru
Squiggoths

This takes place during and after the party on Razzagash from the last story: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/657922.page

During the party on Razzagash, Big Mek Lotzaboltz took Slime aside.
“I got a message from the Squiggoth Dealer on Kelpstash. A code 47,” said Lotzaboltz.
“Code 47. Warboss's eyes only,” said Slime.
“Apparently some scientestz left a bunch of embryoz. He's got his doks working on it, but he's pretty sure they're Squiggoths,” said Lotzaboltz.
“What d'ya need me fer? He'z got 'undreds of other warbosses out there!” Slime yelled.
“He wouldn't tell me much, but he sez he knowz ya personally. He wants your space hulk to get to Kelpstash with all available speed,” said Lotaboltz.
“Wait, could dis be Warboss Pretzel?” asked Slime.
“He would not give me his name, but like I said, he knowz ya personally, said Lotzaboltz.
“Pretzel waz usually scared of communication, it has ta be him,” said Slime. They went back to the party.

Will be updated as I add more to the story.

After the party, Slime, Badrukk and the space hulk krew boarded the space hulk and went into the warp.
A day or two later (Slime nor Badrukk couldn't tell) they arrived at Kelpstash.
"We're being hailed," said Jukpot.
"On screen," said Badrukk.
Warboss Pretzel, the Squiggoth Dealer, came onscreen.
"Slime! So good ta see ya again!" said Pretzel
"Good to see ya too," said Slime.
"I'll ferget all da beat around da bush klunk. About a week ago, some ork scientestz left a bunch 'o' Squiggoth embryoz. We identified a new species of Squiggoth, one we've named the 'Small Squiggoth'. But dere's only 3 of doze embryoz. We've kept 'em cold for now, but we were hopin' dat you could take sum embryoz off our handz," said Pretzel.
"We'll take a look. But first, why did ya call Lotzaboltz on a code 47 and not tell 'im much?" said Badrukk.
"I'm afraid 'o' communication ova da warp. The chaos gawdz are alwayz monitoring us," said Pretzel.
"Fair enouf," said Badrukk. "We will be down wivvin da hour."
Pretzel went offscreen.

So, this is at the very bottom of the exalted list.

let's continue.

Slime, Badrukk and Mekboy Laru transported down to the surface of Kelpstash, Warboss Pretzel there to meet them. Badrukk and Laru were introduced, and then Pretzel took them to what he called the "Squiggoth Pit"
The doors to the Squiggoth Pit were opened, and they all saw a remarkable sight.
There were squiggoths of all kinds. Gargantuan Squggoths, Big Squiggoths, Regular Squiggoths, and many Baby Squiggoths. They were all caged, except for the Baby Squiggoths, which ran around freely.
"Look around. Maybe you'll find sumpin' you'll like. Our Garguntuan Squiggoths are 50 big teef, which could also be 100 li'l teef, our Big Squiggoths are 40 big teef, which could also be 80 li'l teef, our regular Squiggoths are 30 big teef, which could also be 60 li'l teef, and our Baby Squiggoths are 50 li'l teef, and we don' accept big teef for da Baby Squiggoths. Normally, da Entry Fee is 5 li'l teef, but I'll waive it for y'all, just becuz I'm dat kind 'o' guy," said Warboss Pretzel.
A Baby Squiggoth came to Pretzel. It had big eyes, and its horns were just starting to grow.
"No, it's not time for food. Now run off and play," Pretzel said to the Squiggoth. It ran back to the rest of the Baby Squiggoths.
Everyone looked around at the Squiggoths.

3 hours later, Slime, Badrukk and Laru met up at the entrance.
"Interested in anyfink?" asked Pretzel.
"Here is our list: We would like 4 Baby Squiggoths, 3 Regular Squiggoths, 2 Big Squiggoths, and 1 Gargantuan Squiggoth. How many teef?" said Laru.
Well, let's see. That would be, errr...
Pretzel thought for a moment.
"200 li'l teef, and 220 Big teef. Koff up!," said Pretzel.
Badrukk gave Pretzel the teef.
"While yer here, would ya like to look at our inventory of embryoz? Unfortunately, the Small Squiggoth embryoz are not for sale at any price," said Pretzel.
"When's our next appointment?" Slime asked to Badrukk.
"Not for a while. We'll look at your embryoz," said Badrukk.
"Good den," said Pretzel.
The room of the Embryoz was cold. So cold, Slime thought he would freeze. It did not happen, however.
There were embryoz of Squiggoths Slime nor Badrukk nor Laru had ever heard of. No embryoz were taken, however.
The Squiggoths and lots of Squiggoth food and supplies for Squiggoth keeping were transported back to the Space Hulk. After settling the Squiggoths in and saying goodbye to Pretzel, they went to Razzagash for the Squiggoth's training.

THE END