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Over the course of the 14 or so years I've played this game I've had a huge number of hilariously awkward moments and discussions that have cropped up.

One of the more recent ones was a Dad asking for help on how to steer his child away from playing her army. The child, a 6 year old girl, was hooked on Slaanesh of all things and wanted more of the "pink ladies". She had no idea why her dad was sweating hard when she wanted him to describe them to her.

Another one was when a telemarketer wouldn't stop calling me about cleaning my airducts, so I decided to crack open the good'ol book of Chaos and recite some Hymns. Specifically I screamed "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" at them while having epic combat music playing in the background. (Unfortunately this didn't actually stop them, just made them change callers. So the next one I bombed with the dirtiest video I could find online, but that's a story for another time).

What are some that you guys have heard or been involved in?