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2016/08/03 14:36:24
Subject: Wargaming anecdotes - puns, poems, etc.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Experimental, I know, but in this thread, attempt to condense one of your wargaming anecdotes into either a pun or a poem.
Blood is red,
Ultramarines are blue,
My guardsmen painted them,
Because of you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/03 14:37:24
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2022/02/26 22:17:22
Subject: Wargaming anecdotes - puns, poems, etc.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Damn, 40k is really
Dicey
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/08/10 11:09:41
Subject: Wargaming anecdotes - puns, poems, etc.
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Once upon a time, man joined the Guard,
they said to him, it's not for pansies, it will be hard.
They taught him to shoot, kill and maim,
now he's covered in blood, crying in pain.
Others are running by, nobody notices,
as he's lying on the ground and twitches.
This is the end of one brave man who joined the Guard
as he's slowely dying, behind the house on the yard.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/10 14:27:19
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2016/08/10 16:43:20
Subject: Wargaming anecdotes - puns, poems, etc.
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Terrifying Doombull
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Join the guard they said, it will be fun they said. Damned liars one and all
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2016/08/22 03:17:29
Subject: Wargaming anecdotes - puns, poems, etc.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I once played a kill team match with a man in a chicken suit. There were some fowl plays going on
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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