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2016/09/09 18:24:30
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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In the spriit of Chuck Norris Facts, I present "Duncan Facts"
Post a random "Duncan" fact.
Duncan has personally seen the Mona Lisa. He suggested a layer of Kislev Flesh to the raised areas. by Josh Korich
The staff at his local Gap love him as he always buys two thin coats instead of one thick one by Shane Dobbie
There was once a Codex Rhodes, an a Duncan Miniature. They were considered too powerful and alll copies were destroyed to prevent them from getting into heretic hands.
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2016/09/09 23:17:41
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Duncan was such a legend he won a grand tormanet with nothing but pyrovores, terminaitors and a totally unarmed rhino.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/10 04:33:09
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Duncan once painted a Warlord Titan to 'eavy Metal standards while shaving and combing his hair. All in one morning.
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2016/09/10 04:36:56
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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ZergSmasher wrote:Duncan once painted a Warlord Titan to 'eavy Metal standards while shaving and combing his hair. All in one morning.
Only used one brush for all three tasks. How do you shave with a brush? You don't, Duncan already did it for you.
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2016/09/10 14:00:41
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Duncun is actually a clone of Bob Ross, commissioned by GW. His apperance was altered to avoid suspicion.
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2016/09/10 20:19:29
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/09/14 14:16:12
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Duncan has gone through every Atlantic hurricane on Earth (even the ones that go Out to Sea (OTS)), because he has an island that moves in the path of hurricanes.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/09/14 18:43:04
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Duncan fixed global warming. How? He thought the ozone layer was a new layer paint that needed thinning.
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/09/14 18:52:41
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Duncan was rumored to have been on the SS El Faro when it went into Hurricane Joaquin, but was really in the Bahamas.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/09/15 01:11:05
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Duncan is acually an heir to a Dougnut Empire, and only paints for GW because he enjoys it.
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2016/09/15 19:17:20
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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You may think the Space Marine Chapter done for Games Day was done by Games Workshops across the UK, but was actually done by Duncan on his lunchbreak.
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/09/25 04:31:49
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Duncan is actually the God Emperor of Mankind.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/09/25 10:01:03
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Duncan once time travelled in order to be a student of Leonardo da Vinci.
DaVinci became his student.
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2016/09/30 02:18:41
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Helicopters were invented after a man observed Duncan doing rapid fire roundhouse kicks
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/09/30 04:13:11
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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You'll notice that the camera is never on Duncan's face when he is thinning his paint on his wet pallette. He actually wets his brush with his own tears, giving perfect a consistency, that you'll never be able to match.
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2016/10/02 17:00:50
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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The Bible is Duncan's autobiography.
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/10/06 14:18:08
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Duncan doesn't actually ever have to paint. He glares at the minis and they paint themselves out of fear
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/28 17:04:56
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Duncan steered Hurricane Matthew off the coast of Florida so the western eyewall wouldn't affect Cape Canaveral, despite the Hurricane God's wishes
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/12/28 18:39:55
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Duncan isn't actually human. He is a 1:1 scale GW miniature which has painted itself and achieved awareness.
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They/them
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2016/12/28 22:10:15
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Chuck Norris and Duncan once got into a heated argument, and Chuck Norris conceded. Duncan had painted him into a corner.
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2017/01/05 17:04:22
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Duncan and Bruce Lee once traveled back in time and got into a fight. No-one knows who won the battle, but their epic duel caused a volcanic eruption which buried Pompeii
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/01/18 13:21:21
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Duncan warmed the Gulf of Mexico above average to allow Hurricane Rita to rapidly intensify into a Category 5 hurricane just a few weeks after Hurricane Katrina.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2017/01/24 14:19:27
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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For fun Duncan wrestles with giant squids
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/02/03 02:33:48
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Duncan's thoughts on Petagate
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2017/02/06 02:58:18
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Duncan once got into a friendly arm wrestling match. The resulting duel crippled the man we now know as Stephen Hawking
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/02/07 16:10:56
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Duncan worked with The Weather Channel from 2004 to 2005 disguised as Dave Schwartz.
As to what happened to the real Dave Schwartz? Duncan put him in Stasis from January 1st, 2004 to January 1st, 2006. Then Duncan went back to GW and Dave Schwartz went back to TWC, and TWC never suspected a thing.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2017/02/08 20:03:58
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Aliens once tried to invade Earth. They turned around and left when they heard that Duncan lives here
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/02/09 05:50:02
Subject: Re:Ducan Facts
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Duncan would have been in the Pokemon games, but Nintendo decided that the ability to paint a Pokemon (with multiple thin coats no less!) was just too much for a video game.
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2017/02/11 04:51:58
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Super Heroes read Duncan Comics.
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2017/02/22 03:07:01
Subject: Ducan Facts
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Super Man once arm wrestled the Hulk. The winner was Duncan by default
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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