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Greetings friends, J here. According to the directions of this forum, I'm supposed to introduce myself and say something not vague about myself so here it goes.

Likes:
The state of Texas
Oreos
Blood Angels
My mariachi band, Hispanic! at the Disco
My job, where coworkers aren't allowed to disturb me
Oreos, totally worth a second mention
Puns (don't you think that the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking?)
Dark Eldar
The color purple (not the book, never read it)

Dislikes:
The state directly above Texas
Off-brand Oreos (the manilla folder of the cookie world)
Mike, the guy who shows up late to every band practice (least he could do is bring food, thanks for nothing Mike)
When people use the word "Whom" when "Who" would be perfectly acceptable
Cado Sicarius (nothing against the rest of the XIII)
When someone brings 2 Riptides to a 500 point game and claims its legit (Thanks again, Mike)
When my fiancee finds my secret stash of Thin Mints
The fact that in the Horus Heresy books where **SPOILER ALERT** Fulgrim has Ferrus Manus cloned and the clone doesn't have Iron Hands he doesn't think to refer to his brother as Pellis Manus or something similar.
Crumbs all over the carpet

I'm not too certain that this is what the directions meant when they told me to "introduce myself" but I got a giggle out of it so hopefully I haven't strayed too far from the right course.

Hi,

Welcome to Dakka