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Made in gb
Fresh-Faced New User




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"Officers and Ratings of the Imperial Navy, I speak to you now from the gantry above the command deck in front of the bulkhead to our bridge of the Emperor Class - Imperial Dreadnought Battleship: Starchild's Grief; "The Imperium's Retribution"

I, The CIRO, Servant of His Imperial Majesty, and the Undying Emperor, I am here to introduce myself to you, my fellow unshaking Admirals, and the brave captains and crew under them, the darkness that threatens the Gothic Sector, will be burned away by the light of the Emperors plasma batteries, any world that sides with our enemy will see it's seas evaporate, and it's sky darken, as it's surface becomes as fiery as our fury, an inferno equaling the star of Segmentum Solar that shines on the places of Holy Terra, and on the Emperor Himself.

We are unbowed, we are unswayed, The Heretic, Xenos and the Traitor will be brought to the Imperial Sword, and the Imperial Sword through them!

I..."

*Explosion*

"What do you mean the warp engines are overheating due to an rune input malfunction? You're interrupting my heroic speech to inspire us all to victory!"

Warp interference

"I'll drown you in tanna if I catch you with another cup in the ops room, spillages are the reason this ship....

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On a more serious note I am quite sane, and too old to be playing with toy soldiers and virtual ships, I'm just hear because I'm bored, honest! ;P

Heya, y'all, I'm the one in the big feathery sallet, I like history, strategy, armies, and will be signing up to the local PDF Division as soon as I am fit, I'm also a "lumpy jumper" .

I try to make extra pennies via kindle books, and I have too many airsoft guns.

(P.s. I hope the intro theme was fun. I'm lazy and stole it from my intro post on BFG:A)
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Welcome to Dakka! I love the intro btw!

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2025: 48 | Total models painted in 2026: 12 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in nz
Strategizing Grey Knight Chapter Master





Auckland New Zealand

Hi,

Welcome to Dakka

IceAngel wrote:I must say Knightley, I am very envious of your squiggle ability. I mean, if squiggles were a tactical squad, you'd be the sergeant. If squiggles were an HQ, you'd be the special character. If squiggles were a way of life, you'd be Doctor Phil...
The Cleanest Painting blog ever!
Gitsplitta wrote:I am but a pretender... you are... the father of all squiggles. .
 
   
 
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