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>Be me
>Guardsman conscript
>From some agri world, but have experience with orkoids because a warband passed through there a couple hundred years ago
>On first ship
>Hardly functions
>So piece by piece it looks like it belongs to some freebooterz
>The thing is painted red so for all I know it could be
>Get told by my squad's sergeant to hit the proverbial hay
>The guy is as big as an ogryn, and almost as strong
>Cool enough dude
>Wake up next morning and get ready for training
>We're fighting servitors
>They're armed with stubbers, apparently.
>Holding my own
>kickingass.avi
>Suddenly another turns a corner
>Get shot by both
>Wake up weeks later to my commanding officer arguing with someone about whether to give me the emperor's mercy or not
>He has a bolt pistol in his hand
>mfw
"Commissar Mortens and his Morons reporting!"
"Morons? Really? Why not, like, Madmen, at least we won't sound like frakkin' idiots then."
"Ugh, fine... Mortens' Madmen reporting."
"Commissar Mortens and his Morons reporting!"
"Morons? Really? Why not, like, Madmen, at least we won't sound like frakkin' idiots then."
"Ugh, fine... Mortens' Madmen reporting."
"Commissar Mortens and his Morons reporting!"
"Morons? Really? Why not, like, Madmen, at least we won't sound like frakkin' idiots then."
