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Write a poem, limerick or haiku dedicated to a bad movie.

You can name it or let others guess what it was.

I'll get this rolling.

When placed in a chamber to be by radiation exterminated
The horrible green slime simply and massively procreated.
Lasers did nothing, and neither by injury nor vacuum could they be slain.
With each drop of blood spilled more numbers the monsters would gain.
The horror only ended when space station gamma 3 was finally incinerated.

From the depths of cold space came huge orbs ocular
Bringing to earthlings terror and death of a kind most sinister.
They had an appetite for human brain meat
But could stomach no kitchens heat.
Their end came in a blaze most spectacular.

From far beyond the moon to bring earth destruction terrible
came a giant cosmic chicken that was oddly named Guelala.
Tho the monster tried his very best his movie was none too successful
for the x from outer space was most definitely no godzilla.

Tobonga was driven by hate and murderous rage raw
to kill every human being its evil eyes saw.
Bullets harmed the monster not one little bit
A roaring fire did not consume it
What they needed was a good old black and decker chainsaw.

And yes, these are all mine.

Flubber?