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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
granted.oh look,its over.
i wish...for a.....fox.the 9 tailed kind.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
granted.oh look,it was longer.by 1 second.
i wish to know how i broke an evil magical living animal.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
Granted. You let it get too close to the microwave, which fried its magical abilities. Then rushing it outside, you tried to revive it, which it mistook as an assault, so it fought back. In the end, you beat it to death with a baseball bat.
Granted, all vacations are now free, sadly due to the economic problems it would cause the government has decreed that people are no longer allowed to take holidays
I wish I had the power to make my co-workers heads explode, for that matter, anyone that just plain annoys me.
Granted, but you are first fired from your job and have to live on the moon where you will have no contact with the human race ever again.
I wish i could speak all languages in the world
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
Granted, but each time you speak or write something you can't help but randomly change language after each and every word making it virtually impossible to be understood.
Granted, you learn how to fly as gracefully as a bird, unfortunately you also learn how to get splattered inside a Jet engine, as gracefully as a bird.
I wish my telephone was smart and would screen all my bogus calls, wrong numbers and cold callers.
Granted, your phone now screens all the automated phone calls you receive. Only problem is everyone in the world has become and android and now when they call you they sound like an automated phone call and your phone screens them all. You never hear from anyone ever again and live a life of solitude and depression.
Grtanted.... but your Rat ogre has the hormones of a rabbit and has its' way with you 24/7....
I wish for a monochrome rainbow
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
Granted. Now every song that is produced is a huge hit and you have no time to listen to them all. And prices are raised since the songs are so popular.
I wish graphic designers would just admit it when they have no idea what they are doing.
Granted, but its just not your Sunday paper, its everybody's Sunday paper and you are now over come by an avalanche of paper cuts and you bleed out and die.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
granted, but you cant eat anything else and they change it to taste like cow dung.
i have no wish s ill just wish for a yellow crocoguin.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
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