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Ooh, neato! Allow me to introduce Sanguinary Priest Fallidus
Name: Gregory Fallidus
Nickname: "Tempestus"
Squad/model: Sanguinary Priest
Likes: Giving gory sermons, waffles
Dislikes: Orks, Heretics, anyone who decides to ditch the sermon, his baldness
Description: Just your average bald space marine (he sometimes gets envious amongst his full-haired brothers)
Favorite scripture: "And Sanguinius, our Primarch and our Father, though his right hand was smashed into a bloody pulp, and his wings battered and peeling, thus spoke to the Ork Warboss Slikbak: 'It is now that you shall die.' (Amen) And before the foul Xeno could open his maggot-smelling mouth in reply, Sanguinius did thus rip out the vocal cords with his own mouth and beat the beast with them until he was all but alive. (Amen) And the Emperor saw this act, and said: 'It is good.'" Amen.

Welcome oh bald one... Uh, I mean Priest Fallidus, we could always do with more priests.

Follwong your channel, and welcome

Welcome to our folds fellow priest! Speaking of which...

I applied for a Sanguinary Priest position on page 40 but when I looked at the 1st page just now, I wasn't listed... Anyway I'm Sanguinary Priest Brother Perseus.

Sorry!

Do 10 hail Sanguinus's and your sin shall be absolved

I'll be a Death Company. I AM RAGE!

To rage or not to rage?

Cool!

New recruits!

Hey, thanks for the welcome!

King Pariah wrote:Welcome oh bald one... Uh, I mean Priest Fallidus, we could always do with more priests.

"Brother, now my ears did not just deceive me, or I am certain you did not just call me "bald"!"

He called you 'oh bald one'

Polished, shiny, cueball head Sanguinus would be disappointed in the lack of elegant/stylish hair.

(yeah yeah, we're gonna be in battle and you're gonna go "you all get FNP except you. Cuz you called me bald." Lol)

King Pariah wrote:
(yeah yeah, we're gonna be in battle and you're gonna go "you all get FNP except you. Cuz you called me bald." Lol)

I will remember it

Guys!!

As the Emperor commands: 'They are the Space Marines, and they shall torment no baldness!!'

Shame on you. Shame on you all.

Oh c'mon, we're blood angels, sons of Sanguinus, we're known for our amazing hairdo and stunning good looks. And rabid blood thirst but that's a different matter.

Link to the channel and thanks to thenoobbomb for subscribing!

*returns all cookies I horded on my penence crusades*

http://www.youtube.com/user/Labcoatninjaandpals?feature=mhee

So thats were my cookies were..

King Pariah wrote:Oh c'mon, we're blood angels, sons of Sanguinus, we're known for our amazing hairdo and stunning good looks. And rabid blood thirst but that's a different matter.

*Looks at you and removes his helmet. His face is a network of scar tissue, left eye was milky white and hair burned out*
Blood Angels? They might be our forefathers, but were not here to learn from their tales and follow their traditions. We are the Knights of Blood, the Emperors holy servants and we only exist to kill his enemies and die. We will forge our own tales of heroism and traditions! And we have no place for golden boys like you and Im here to ensure that this rapid blood thirsts is kept in check.

thenoobbomb wrote:

King Pariah wrote:
(yeah yeah, we're gonna be in battle and you're gonna go "you all get FNP except you. Cuz you called me bald." Lol)

I will remember it

"On the battlefield, you are still a battle-brother, and I will not allow petty differences stand between me and my duties. Off the battlefield, is a different matter...
"To absolve this personal insult, you will shave your head and polish your scalp to a nice shiny finish, and will willingly enter the confession box for one month in addition to saying ten "Hail Sanguinius"es, and eight "I am a bald Space Marine". Only THEN will you be forgiven. Oh, and you must also read scriptures during sermon-week."

Name: Brother Stuckie
Nickname: THE NINJA!!
Squad/model: Vanguard Veteran
Likes: Jumping off a building and lopping off heads
Dislikes: Hitting the Ground
Description: A Space Marine of great caliber, Brother Stuckie is an assassin. He is famed for lurking on top of a building and jumping down upon the foe, whispering in their ear "for the emperor, and shooting them in the head. Or maybe he'll just forgo the speech and cut off their head. Either way, they're screwed.
How does he/she look?: Black Hair, Pale Skin, Black Eyes

Dr. Temujin wrote:

thenoobbomb wrote:

King Pariah wrote:
(yeah yeah, we're gonna be in battle and you're gonna go "you all get FNP except you. Cuz you called me bald." Lol)

I will remember it

"On the battlefield, you are still a battle-brother, and I will not allow petty differences stand between me and my duties. Off the battlefield, is a different matter...
"To absolve this personal insult, you will shave your head and polish your scalp to a nice shiny finish, and will willingly enter the confession box for one month in addition to saying ten "Hail Sanguinius"es, and eight "I am a bald Space Marine". Only THEN will you be forgiven. Oh, and you must also read scriptures during sermon-week."

As his brother and his battle brother, I already had him absolved of this transgression with 50 hail Sanguinus's

And welcome brother Stuckie

We need another fleet battle. ill see what i can do.

oh and how`d you like my sig?

The signature?
Thats what I think about it:

https://sites.google.com/site/knightsofblood4thcompany/

What the feth?

Stole the words right out of my textbox....most of it is in bad Latin.

Colonel-Commissar wrote:What the feth?

Im starting to create our own webpage
xD

Right now its just a font with some silly things.

thenoobbomb wrote:The signature?
Thats what I think about it:

Colonel-Commissar wrote:What the feth?

you people have no appreciation of good dark poetry

Im not Gothic, sorry..

Isn't really poetry....and your punctuation is lacking. Sanginuary priests, we should confine this brother until he is better trained in th arts of the pen.