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come all you mighty 40k players for the cheese tornament of 2008!

all you have to do is make the cheesiest list possible for 750pts

also write why it's sooo cheesey

i'll start the ball rolling

big mek
kff+burna

big mek
kff+burna

deff dredd
two ccw+riggers and armour plates

deff dredd
2 ccw+riggers and armour plates

3 killakans
grotzooka+riggers and armour plates

3 killakans
grotzooka+riggers and armour plates

the meks give the dredds a chance against anti armour+allows you to take the dredds
as troops.the killakanskill light infantry and light tanks while the dredds can kill everyones
else.

top that!

I'm guessing the cheese fest will still use 4th edition rules, if that's the case, how about:

HQ:
Hive tyrant with venom cannon,devourer, toxin sacs, tyrant guard (159)
Hive tyrant with venom cannon,devourer, toxin sacs, tyrant guard (159)

Troops:
8 Spinegaunts (40)
8 spinegaunts (40)

Heavy support:
Dakkafex with flesh hooks (114)
Dakkafex with spinebanks (118)
Dakkafex with spinebanks (118)

Total: 748

5 monstrous creatures, 24 T6 3+sv. wounds, 7 scoring units and far too many strength 6 shots.

Agreed your list is cheesy, but expanding on it.

Flyrant- wings toxin sacs enhanced scences 2 devourers 161

Tyrant- vennom cannon death spitter toxin sacs enhanced scences 114

Dakkafex 113

Dakkafex 113

6 gene stealers- extended carapace 120

6 gene stealers- extended carapace 120

4 monstrous creatures, 1 of them flies, 12 stealers to hide behind the wall, and way toooooo many S 6 shots.

good good but can anyone beat that?

anyone?

Dracon with agoniser, splinter pistol, shadow field,plasma grenade 92pts
Dracon with agoniser, splinter pistol, combat drugs,plasma grenade 92pts

7 Wyches with wych weapons, succubus with agoniser and plasma grenade 121pts
Raider with dark lance 55pts

7 Wyches with wych weapons, succubus with agoniser and plasma grenade 121pts
Raider with dark lance 55pts

5 warriors w/ 1 dark lance 50pts
Raider with dark lance 55pts

5 warriors w/ 1 dark lance 50pts
Raider with dark lance 55pts

For 750 points you are getting an army which is almost designed to hold up and annoy/kill Godzilla lists - the raiders will die if they get seen, but there are 5 of them, and the amount of dark lances means that some MC's are going to die, and agonisers work wonders on MC's in combat, and the I5/I6 attacks will work well against most things as well. Pretty cheese, especially against other cheese.

EDIT - crap, can't count. Changes made.
EDIT 2 - Crap. Shadowfield 1 per army. Thanks Polonius.

Isn't the shadowfield one per army?

Plasma Guard

Col. Schaeffer 75 pts
3 Last Chancers Specialists w/ Plasma Gun, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades 78 pts

Lt. Kage 35 pts
3 Last Chancers Specialists w/ Plasma Gun, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades 78 pts

4 Last Chancers Specialists w/ Plasma Gun, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades 104 pts

4 Last Chancers Specialists w/ Plasma Gun, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades 104 pts

4 Last Chancers Specialists w/ Plasma Gun, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades 104 pts

5 Hardened Veterans w/ Drop Troops, Light Infantry, 3 Plasmagun, Vet Sgt. w/ Bolter 86 Pts

5 Hardened Veterans w/ Drop Troops, Light Infantry, 3 Plasmagun, Vet Sgt. w/ Bolter 86 Pts


7 Scoring Units, 24 BS4 Plasma Guns w/ Deep Strike and Infiltrate

Any Wing, be it Lysander- or Deathwing, has a lot to fear from that list. But do the last chancer's count as troops?

Yeah, I had to re-read the IG Codex, too, after Stelek brought up a 2000-pt IG list with this as the core, but sure enough...

The Last Chancers count as a HQ selection. Use more than 8 and they also count as one Troops choice. Use more than 16 and they count as two Troops choices. One crazy unit and there's your compulsories right there!

i'm at work so ill have to make this fast,

farseer on bike with mind war

3x jetbikes-shruicannon

6x dire avengers-bladestorm 2x catapult

6x fire dragons

falcon-h.f\s.s\v.e\shruicannon

falcon-h.f\s.s\v.e\shruicannon

747...

Necron Lord with Resurrection Orb, Gaze of Flame 155
17 Warriors 306
16 Warriors 288
749 Points

At 750 points, this has 34 models That's a lot of Necrons at 750 points, particularly with the orb.

this is too easy.

5 pathfinders 120
5 pathfinders 120
3 vibro cannons 150
3 vibro cannons 150
3 vibro cannons 150
farseer with guide

pathfinders in 4+ cover have 2+ cover save, nearly impossible to kill. vibro cannons just sit back and boom stuff. Vehicles will get pwned, and everything else is highly threatened. They are pretty much guaranteed to hit with 3 of them firing per unit.
~dan

Autarch w/ power weapon, fusion gun 60

5 Dire Avengers 60
5 Dire Avengers 60

Falcon w/ Holo, Stone, Vectored, Shuricannon, Catapults 190
Falcon w/ Holo, Stone, Vectored, Shuricannon, Catapults 190
Falcon w/ Holo, Stone, Vectored, Shuricannon, Catapults 190

750

That's too easy.

Death By Monkeys wrote:Yeah, I had to re-read the IG Codex, too, after Stelek brought up a 2000-pt IG list with this as the core, but sure enough...

The Last Chancers count as a HQ selection. Use more than 8 and they also count as one Troops choice. Use more than 16 and they count as two Troops choices. One crazy unit and there's your compulsories right there!

nice, I had no idea you could do that. You need at least one demo charge if you're going that route .

so far it seems that danjbeirton is winning....

How so? 3 Falcons is still > than 3 vibro teams at that point level...

Tyrant w/wings, 2 twin linked devourer 131
Tyrant w/2 twin linked devour, guard 136
3 Rippers 30
3 Rippers 30
Lictor 80
Dakkafex 113
Dakkafex 113
Dakkafex 113

HQ

Capt 100
J pack, P weapon

Troops

Combat squad 90
Las cannon

Combat squad 90
Las cannon

Combat squad 90
Las cannon

Fast Attack

Assault squad 140
Vet Fist

Heavy Support

Pred Ann 120

Pred Ann 120

Zilla, once the flyer makes his move he will be out in the open vs the weapon in the army. I would then remove him via rapid fire and what ever else he has to offer. Give Take vs this unit. Daks would just die as I would slowly remove my tact squads and back pedal so that I can keep picking them off. Even then they dont offer that much in range.

Eldar, march for the most part and saves would be easy to get vs what they are bringing to the board. Plus you dont always get something to hide behind on every board.

Necro would just be a range game at four to five a turn dead would only be a matter of time before they vanished. Once in range it would just make it that much faster to make them puff.

Last chancers would just burn themselves to death, /grin Castle up and let him blast away at my armour. He might get a tank if he got really lucky, or a power fist to dah face.

DE Going to have to plank away on the raiders which is going to be tuff. This could be a great match of skill. Though I would have to say the DE have the edge somewhat.

Orks, nuff tank busting power to smack the army down. Plus the bolters works as well so its a good amount of fire.

It would be nice to play the game though.

ohhh it's getting heated

on monday i'll decide the ultimate cheese list

except i don't need los to do anything, and my hits auto glance your falcons. You are helpless until you get in LOS, which by then you'll be dead.
~dan

Farseer w/ jetbike, singing spear, guide
3 jetbikes, 1 shuriken cannon
3 jetbikes, 1 shuriken cannon
fire prism w/ holo-field, spirit stones
fire prism w/ holo-field, spirit stones
fire prism w/ holo-field, spirit stones

740 pts

ouch

that might have taken the lead

orkyboss30000 Why should consider your opinion on the CHEESE LIST COMPETITION? I mean you haven't even explained why you think a list is cheesy. Is it cheesy in the form of unstoppable power or just a really unfun list to play against? As far as I am concerned cheese does not exist on this forum, and is a crutch for the weak and lazy.

It does appear to be a poorly concealed way to 9 uninspired and non-contributing posts to boost your post count. Not that Post count really matters either...

dude who cares this is a fun and thought provoking idea. and Shirou that list is some sharp cheddar cheese!

Keldrin wrote:orkyboss30000 Why should consider your opinion on the CHEESE LIST COMPETITION? I mean you haven't even explained why you think a list is cheesy. Is it cheesy in the form of unstoppable power or just a really unfun list to play against? As far as I am concerned cheese does not exist on this forum, and is a crutch for the weak and lazy.

It does appear to be a poorly concealed way to 9 uninspired and non-contributing posts to boost your post count. Not that Post count really matters either...

Someones got some sand, ahem, down there...

Anywho, Blackgaurds zilla list is dirty. Not that i wanna face off against any of these, but that one made me die a little inside.

I wrote a really simple one really quick just for fun.

Reclusiarch- jumpack

Comabt Squad- x6 las/plas

Comabt Squad- x6 las/plas

Assualt Squad- x5 pfist vet

Predator Annihilator- las sponsons

~600 points?

kills everything.

it would have trouble against something like this.

30x slugga boyz

30x slugga boyz

boss with slugga and choppa.

thanks for the lists
tomorrow i'll decide