Da White Boyz, as they are known, is a coalition of several tribes of greenskins, each with a fondness for the colour white. When the first two of these tribes, Da Whiteskull Orcs and Da Whiteface Goblins, allied, the Orcs took great pleasure in bullying their new 'friends', one such example was the poor Gobbo runt 'Snikkit' who was nearly as small as a snotling. One day, a particularly malicious Orc bully threatened Snikkit into heading up to the cave of a local troll, "An' you betta bring me back sumfin' nice!" laughed the bully and off Snikkit went. It was a hard Slog up the mountainside to the cave, but he got there, inside the cave, he found a choppa twice his size, Surely this'll keep dat git 'appy thought Snikkit. But as he took hold of it, he swelled, and grew until he was big (for a goblin anyway), at that moment, a wave of nigh-lethal halitosis washed over him, he spun to find the Troll, looking tremendously unpleased. He would've ran, but he was cornered in the back of the cave, so he lashed out with the choppa, striking the Troll and flinging it out of the mouth of the cave and down the mountainside, where it's corpse crushed an unwary bully, waiting for a runt to bring him a present from a cave... From that day on, Snikkit and his magic Choppa rose through the ranks through brutal physical strength.
Stabba was a different story, even as a yoof, Stabba's sneakiness was well known, as was his skill with his stone club. It was the joining of his tribe with the Orcs that paved his road to power. One night, in the... odorous... drinking hall, a VERY drunk Orc boasted that his knife was 'Da Stabbiest of all Knives' and he could shiv anyone in the back with it. Stabba noted this down in his mind, and a rudimentary plan formed, the next morning, the Orc was found with his head smashed in, apparently by a club... Stabba quickly renamed his new 'find', (the Orc's knife) Stabbas Knife of Sneaksy Stabbin', armed with this and his trusty club, 'Eadbreaka, he assassinated his superiors until he came to the attention of the powerful Gobbo known as Snikkit. Seeing potential in this sneaky git, Snikkit employed him as his chief assassin, to 'persuade' Snikkit's rivals to do what he wanted.
Thus was formed the Dynamic Duo of Goblins that have since smashed and stabbed a bloody warpath across the world
Basically, these two are Gobbo bosses I got at UK GD 08, I always loved the idea of famous duo's (i.e Skarsnik and Gobbla) Snikkit is usually run as a warboss (with his choppa represented by Wollopa's One Hit Wunda) and Stabba as a Warboss (With Backstabba's Blade) here are the pics, admittedly they're not brilliant pics, but WTH
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