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2009/05/04 03:33:29
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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Two inmates in solitary, cells are right next to one another. One is a camera cell with a suicidal inmate within. Suicidal inmates have NOTHING in the cells, no clothing whatsoever, no personal items. Just a room, with a metal rack to sleep on, a toilet, a sink, sometimes a padded gown designed for suicidals.
The inmate housed next to him is NOT suicidal, and is apparently bored. They are arguing....for what reason, I dont know. The non-suicidal inmate makes a nice little 'rhyme' for the suicidal one after trying to convince him to try and kill himself again.
....this is that rhyme. (with easy substitutions to try and maintain board rules)
*all while banging out a 'rythem' on his cell door*
Butt nakeeeeeeeeed....Jus' do iiiiiiiiiiit....
Wrap your (short for Richard)....around your neck....hold your (spheres)....and jump of your rack....
Butt nakeeeeeeeeeed.....Jus' do iiiiiiiit....
I think there's a potential Grammy here.
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2009/05/04 03:52:19
Subject: Re:Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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He's giving the suicidal guy credit for freakish physical dimensions.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/05/04 04:54:14
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I shouldn't laugh at what warpcrafter said. Plus that rime is a lot better than the Rap and Rock crap of the last 10 years.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/04 05:01:50
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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couldnt the suicidel guy just bite his tongue
unless you guys gave him a gag
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/05/04 05:06:01
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Sounds like a decent song to me.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/04 05:21:20
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Could'nt the suicidel bite his tongue?
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/05/04 05:27:16
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Serious Squig Herder
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*sniff*
That was beautiful...
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2009/05/04 05:27:39
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Serious Squig Herder
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Double post 
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2009/05/04 09:34:02
Subject: Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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That was in my opinion the best song of the last few years.You guys should let him out so he can make a deal with a record label or something.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/04 10:49:05
Subject: Re:Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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I gave the guy an extra breakfast tray this morning for being so creative and making me laugh.
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2009/05/04 12:29:51
Subject: Re:Tales from the Jail: "Could've been a Rap Star!"
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Hollerin' Herda with Squighound Pack
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But there isn´t any chance that he could get inspired by this "rap-star"? Watch out if you give him a towel that he doesn´t jump off this bed. This wouldn´t be funny. He´s a poor guy if he´s suicidal.
Besides, the rap star is an
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