I was lucky enough to pick up two (and a half) beat up rhinos as part of an ork deal back at AdeptiCon. As I was going for a Snakebite themed army, I figured a couple of looted rhino's would fit the bill. I set about building the first and was really happy with the outcome. Casually reading through fluff, I found that the Snakebites liked to adorn their trukks to represent their totem animals. So about three quarters through the construction, I added a snake head and a boar head to the front. Which when all painted, should stretch a fair bit down the sides. You can see the results here...


Not entirely content with the size of the 'totem animals', I set about a more orky style on the second looted rhino. The plan was to reconstruct the front end to better represent a boar head and use the plating to give the effect of the boars body (if that makes any sense. What I mean to say is, make the rhino into a giant orky boar). I managed to get the front end finished as well as some of the plating. Then I broke my cardinal rule... I just had to play a game with an unpainted, half constructed army. I pulled together a laughable list from what I had on hand and took on another ork horde. (see still fluffy

I considered it the early stages of a clan development, the scrabble stage). Long story short, as expected, I got crushed, haha, the kind of crushing that comes with the word "Tabled". I realized that while fluffy and fun, Looted Rhino's were taking up some precious heavy slots and not packing a good enough punch. No joke, during the game, one rhino rolled a "Don't Press dat!" Sending it right between two enemy Battle Wagon's (both 12" -13" away). Not sure if any of you watch Mythbusters and saw the 2 Semi- crushed compact episode, but that about describes the ensuing carnage
Anyway, I digress. I realized that I needed a bit more reliable and powerful transport for the boys. As I mentioned I still had 'half' a rhino left from the deal. The half being the track sets. It is amazing how you can bulk out a rhino with a second track set. I stuck them to the 'boar' rhino and added a howdah. what do you think?


And before you question the "No Dakka" I plan to magnetize the lot so that I can switch it out.