The Problem: Chavs, Bogans, Gangstas the Solution thread

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**Lord-Loss**

The Problem: Chavs, Bogans, Gangstas the Solution thread

Dakka im sick of Chavs. I know that other countries have the same people but with different names, I will now give you a rundown of the different types of Chavs.

Type A. Kid Chav:

Kid chavs can be from 4-8 years old, its generaly not there fault there chavs but more there parents, brothers and sisters influence. There swear, spit and sometimes smoke. They wear trackies and football tops generally with white trainers. There a nuiscance and in a few year will become a fully fledged chav probably type C.

Type B. The “Ok” Chav:

These Chavs tend to just listen to the same music and dress the same as other Chavs, but they are actually proper human being. They don’t hate Goths, emos and are mostly nice people. We want to see more of these kind of chavs.

Type C. The thug Chav:

The thugs chavs are usually from 12-20 years old, there the real mean bastards. The ones that will beat, stab anyone who doesn’t dress how they like example, Goths and emo’s.
These are the real problems and tend to gather in large cities.
They don’t realy attend school and when they do, it doesn’t end well. They wear berrbery(spel?) more then the other Chavs and are usually evolved from Kid Chavs. I find most Type C chavs have a criminal record by the age of 15.

That’s Basically my overview of British chavs around The UK. If anyone would like to add something please ask and I will.

But this thread is more about solutions to this problem, are we going to have to kill them all or are there any alternatives?

**Orkeosaurus**

Ha ha.

Take that, emos and goths.

**Lord-Loss**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Ha ha.

Take that, emos and goths.

lol?

Im serious though, If there isnt anyother way we should simotamisly kill every chav, Bogan and Gangsta.

**Jimi Nemesis**

heh, most of the goth kids in my city would stab chavs.

I concur. IS chavism/boganism/gangstaism a geneic thing? If so,may I suggest a selective virus?

**Lord-Loss**

Jimi Nemesis wrote:heh, most of the goth kids in my city would stab chavs.

I concur. IS chavism/boganism/gangstaism a geneic thing? If so,may I suggest a selective virus?

I think the problem generaly lies with Chavs but it probaly just your city though. The only Goths ive heard of stabbing chavs is out of defence or revenge.

A virus..Hmm If we put it in Mcdonalds or a poisen powder in tracky hoods in shops, some might be dead.

**warpcrafter**

Catch them and use them for medical experiments.

**JEB_Stuart**

You can always just threaten them with having to live in France. That would scare me outta any issues I had right quick.

**Lord-Loss**

I think mass genocide is the way to go with this one.

But how?

**Orkeosaurus**

Let's infect them by catapulting bloated emo corpses into their keeps.

**Lord-Loss**

Orkeosaurus wrote:Let's infect them by catapulting bloated emo corpses into their keeps.

Im sigging that

**Wrexasaur**

Answer=

Article A.)
For use against ranged targets...

Article B.)
For use against ranged targets...

Article C.)
For use with melee targets...

Article D.)
For small but rowdy ones, at range...

Wow... that looks like so much fun to fire

. KA-Chunk!!! Crowd dispersed

**JEB_Stuart**

Lord-Loss wrote:I think mass genocide is the way to go with this one.

But how?

I don't see how my suggestion is much different...except this is more extermination of their tiny, yet stubbornly remaining human dignity...

**Lord-Loss**

If you go to France your as good as dead?

**JEB_Stuart**

Lord-Loss wrote:If you go to France your as good as dead?

Something like that...

**dogma**

Why work hard if you don't have to?

**Fateweaver**

For dignity and pride and self-respect? Just saying.

**Lord-Loss**

Fateweaver wrote:For dignity and pride and self-respect? Just saying.

ROFL! Dignity and self respect! Good one.

**dogma**

Fateweaver wrote:For dignity and pride and self-respect? Just saying.

Hard work is the only source of dignity and pride? I must have missed that memo.

**LunaHound**

Lord-Loss wrote: They wear berrbery(spel?)

Well , that sounds so simple its given. Report him secretly and make sure he have a permanent negative school record.
When his daddy finds out they'll have to donate $500,000 to make sure he gets into Oxford you'll be sure he'll get a good slap at home.

**Wrexasaur**

Dignity and Pride eh? I think I can make a snack out of that one...

okay... we will call it... Hmmmm, Mcdankies I think, yeah that is a Mcdankies meal.

**dogma**

A challenger appears...

**Wrexasaur**

That... is absolutely epic. The burgers would be cold, as would the fries... wait... Burger... Pizza... BURGER PIZZA!!!

Oh my god, that has to be one of the... wait, would that just be a giant burger at that point?

Big brother is here... welcome the champ! WOOT!!!

**dogma**

I had something like that in Pennsylvania, at this place.

Split between me and 7 other guys (not my picture, I'm far more attractive).

**Deff Dread red Edition**

Another challenger arises!

Any way,on the subject of chavs.Suffer not the chav to live!!!!!

**Wrexasaur**

....

Do you eat it? The scale of such a burger has never been seen... I worry for the futuer of the country... you know all this burgers are made in china and they use water made out of childrens tears and rare rainforest pigeon blood... What is that patty made out of?

It is looking back at me... like a scene out of the Thing, like a cheeseburger clone gone wrong. Instead of the fly you could make, The Cheeseburger, starring Rob Schneider

.

**dogma**

How do you cook that beast? Some sort of plasma grill?

**Wrexasaur**

The more you know... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!

**JD21290**

Well, i listen to way too much trance / rave music for my own good, and im allways wearing jeans and a hoodie, do i miss that catagory?

**Lord-Loss**

Forgot that "Friendly Chavs" tend to wear less trackies and listen to more rave.

Though some "Rave Chavs" can be meaner then Type C.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

I prefer to pick them off one at a time. And then the voice in my head says...

But really, I just hate most people, regardless of wheter they are chavs or bogans. Ya know, if I said these words in public and people didn';t know what they meant, I wouldn't get yelled at as much as if I had called some one a cockbite. I'm using this slang from now on.