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**Emperors Faithful**

Okay, this is how it'll work.
I'll start with a lyric or limerick and then you follow suit.

The Gamer Bernard,
Lost to a slow.
He rolled a die,
To see if he'd cry,
And if so how hard.

**Manchu**

Leman Russ wasn't always a tank
He was once a great viking who drank.
Despite his being so cool
There will always be fools
Who prefer that blonde vampire skank.

Sorry, EF. You kind of set yourself up for it.

**Ghidorah**

There once was a Doctor named Thunder
Who could sculpt bewbs in 10 minutes or under
He caught so much flak
From we who talk smack
He thought, "Posting here was apparently a blunder".

Ghidorah

*EDIT* Changed 'was was' to 'once was'.

**Manchu**

Said Doctor oft argued tis true
That ladies could be marines, too
To those who cried "fail!"
He presented a tale
that took thought not just greenstuff and glue.

You can read it here.

**Emperors Faithful**

@Manchu: Oh that was low!

A kroot ate an ork,
Much like I would eat pork.
He said as he kept licken',
That it tasted kinda like chicken.
All I could do was gawk.

**Manchu**

EF: Your first, second, and fifth lines should have eight or nine syllables while your third and fourth ones should generally be shorter, try five to seven. Ah-like sooooo:

One can simply determine who's best
choosing between Wolf and Lioness:
Which is more to your liking
A burly Space Viking
Or a Space Marine in a dress?

**Emperors Faithful**

oh well. *shrug*

As I lit up my prize lighter,
I saw a Sororitas fighter.
Now if she weren't a saint,
And the girls not so quaint,
I'd be a lover not a fighter.

**Manchu**

Closer!

A glance at that bobbed white hair
And her black-armored derriere
Might convince you she's fun
But don't mess with this nun
Or you'll repent as she purges your pair.

**Emperors Faithful**

I find it so aggravating
When Rail guns go penetrating
The Armour of my Russ.
It kicks up such a fuss
That Tau tech is so fascitnating.

**Cheese Elemental**

Ghidorah wrote:There was was a Doctor named Thunder
Who could sculpt bewbs in 10 minutes or under
He caught so much flak
From we who talk smack
He thought, "Posting here was apparently a blunder".

Ghidorah

Fething sigged.

**Dark Lord Seanron**

On Dakka you may get bitten
if you utter the phrase 'rules as written'
For it is the goal
of this neafrious troll
But really, wee Gwar is a kitten

sorry Gwar :p lol

**Exarch_Nektel**

Manchu wrote:Closer!

A glance at that bobbed white hair
And her black-armored derriere
Might convince you she's fun
But don't mess with this nun
Or you'll repent as she purges your pair.

Ahalol!!

must the posts be limericks?

my poen goes like this:

The rolled die made my guy die! I think I'll eat some pie.

Pretty lame, I know.

**Emperors Faithful**

Well, it doesn't have to be a limerick, but you should set it out so that we can make sense of it.

**Emperors Faithful**

@Lord-Seanron: I see what you did there...

**LunaHound**

Lament of the God Emperor , upon Sanguinius death at Battle of Terra:

Come into these arms again
and lay your body down
The rhythm of this trembling heart
is beating like a drum
It beats for you it bleeds for you
it knows not how it sounds
For it is the drum of drums
it is the song of songs

Once I had the rarest rose
that ever deemed to bloom
Cruel winter chilled the bud
and stole my flower too soon
Oh loneliness Oh hopelessness
to search the ends of time
For there is in all the world
no greater love than mine.

Let me be the only one
to keep you from the cold
Now the floor of Terra is laid
the stars are bright as gold
They shine for you they shine for you
they burn for all to see
Come into these arms again
and set this spirit free

( song is from Love Song For A Vampire , Annie Lennox )

**Manchu**

Er . . . 40k yaoi on your mind there, Lunz?

Another one for EF:

Horus did raise quite the slaughter
Rather than boat, he rocked water.
But turned out in the end
He just killed his best friend,
The Emperor's favorite daughter.

**LunaHound**

Manchu wrote:Er . . . 40k yaoi on your mind there, Lunz?

When i heard the rose part , i immediately thought rose = blood flower -> blood -> blood angels -> this thread!

( time to make fun of the emperor >:3 ) but omg i really think its suitable for those 2 !!

**Orkeosaurus**

There once was a captain named Dwight
Whose ship was much faster than light
He went off one day
Without Gellar array
And gouged both of his eyes out in fright

**Manchu**

Have a go at a limmerick, Luna, it's fun.

The forces of Chaos are lame,
Their Space Marine rules are insane.
But there's one that I like
Who stands up on his bike
After snorting a pile of COCAAAAAAAIINE!!!!11!

**Orkeosaurus**

Manchu and friends read their screens
While they searched for two killing machines
Demogerg and I
Where cunning and sly
By the end we had stole all their genes

**Manchu**

Very good, Orkeo. Speaking of which:

"I ain't scared a'nuvink, 'e sed.
Didn't stop da Boss choppin' 'iz 'ead.
Dem 'umiez'll baw
in da face uv a WAAAAGH!!
Cuz wha da Orkz kill, it stayz ded.

**LunaHound**

I always want to be a snow ball
rolling , gathering the snow that fall
Its cold and windy , but i sing a song ,
then people everywhere gather, push the ball along.
When its done a mountain stood , built by us all.

**Orkeosaurus**

There once was a great Vindicare
Who decided to give up warfare
Fell in love with a witch
Til they noticed the glitch
And had Eversor kill the pair

**LunaHound**

Orkeosaurus wrote:There once was a great Vindicare
Who decided to give up warfare
Fell in love with a witch
Til they noticed the glitch
And had Eversor kill the pair

EPIC ! quick , throw that into 4chan archive
( PS here is the pic for the poem ^ )

**Cheese Elemental**

Orkeosaurus wrote:There once was a great Vindicare
Who decided to give up warfare
Fell in love with a witch
Til they noticed the glitch
And had Eversor kill the pair

And there never was a better ending to that awful story.

**LunaHound**

Cheese Elemental wrote:
Orkeosaurus wrote:There once was a great Vindicare
Who decided to give up warfare
Fell in love with a witch
Til they noticed the glitch
And had Eversor kill the pair

And there never was a better ending to that awful story.

Double Monkeigh!

**Orkeosaurus**

There once was a troll from Nantucket
And the spirit of rules would dumbstruck it
He loudly proclaimed
As his enemies flamed
"If the RAW had a c-nt I would f-ck it!"

**Manchu**

@ Orkeo: Beat me to it! Here's my go all the same:

Love certainly blooms on the run:
Taldeer and her mon'keigh had fun.
What's more funny, it seems,
Are Caerys's wet dreams,
And poor Macha, of course, getting none.

**Manchu**

LunaHound wrote:Double Monkeigh!

What?

**Orkeosaurus**

There once were marines who were pretty
But lived in a universe gritty
They all dressed like gays
But were soon made fillets
By the Angry Marines (what a pity)