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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







Well what do you like more catz or dogz. I love dogs. They are so loyal. Cats are not loyal or atleast to me. my dog is always there to lay on meh belly and just relax.

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Battleship Captain






I have both. I like pitbulls. You can lie on them, use as a pillow, a backrest, footrest, end table (there backs can balance dinnerware!), and they just love to play
or relax and be lazy.
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Dogs are the best man. My family has four and they're so much more affectionate than that cat we once had.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Dogs.

Dumbass lazy cats never take ME for a walk like my dog does.

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Dogs , because they are always good to be around with.

Cat = only come home for food + to make poo + to annoy you at night while you sleep.

We are not cat's slaves!

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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Cats and dogs both lick their butts, but the cats don't follow it up by trying to lick your face.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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warpcrafter wrote:Cats and dogs both lick their butts, but the cats don't follow it up by trying to lick your face.

Dog saliva = antiseptic .
And cats do lick ! and they even scratch

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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





"A dog will look up on you, a cat will look down on you, but a pig will look you eye to eye..."
Charles Churchill.


Meanwhile, I voted dogs because dogs are best.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Killer Klaivex







Cats because I dislike needy companions, be they people or animals.


 
   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

Kneel.


Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

My sister's guinea pigs died of heart attacks during a storm, and my views on hamsters have been scarred forever by the horror of Hamtaro.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

sebster wrote:"A dog will look up on you, a cat will look down on you, but a pig will look you eye to eye..."
Charles Churchill.



Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Battleship Captain






LunaHound wrote:Dogs , because they are always good to be around with.

Cat = only come home for food + to make poo + to annoy you at night while you sleep.

We are not cat's slaves!


I've actually had a good run of luck with cats. Maybe it's just me?
   
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
LunaHound wrote:Dogs , because they are always good to be around with.

Cat = only come home for food + to make poo + to annoy you at night while you sleep.

We are not cat's slaves!


I've actually had a good run of luck with cats. Maybe it's just me?

No , it cant be just you . Because there are lots of cats lover out there ( thus they must be good for something )
Cats just dont like me , and i dont like them in return!

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Solahma






RVA

How can one not vote dog? What other animal could be called "man's best friend"?

   
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LunaHound wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
LunaHound wrote:Dogs , because they are always good to be around with.

Cat = only come home for food + to make poo + to annoy you at night while you sleep.

We are not cat's slaves!


I've actually had a good run of luck with cats. Maybe it's just me?

No , it cant be just you . Because there are lots of cats lover out there ( thus they must be good for something )
Cats just dont like me , and i dont like them in return!


Give em cat nip, pet right in front of the tail. They love anybody who does that.
   
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Manchu wrote:How can one not vote dog? What other animal could be called "man's best friend"?


Woman?

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Some birds are actually smart , if they can be trained to use the toilet instead of pooing every where , they would make great pet.

For example there is this one bird that is really smart , when hold my finger up and call it , it flies to me.

Then it pooped on me.

*sigh

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Sinewy Scourge







Cats, in quantities of less than 30

   
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RVA

::shiver:: Cats are like furry, legged snakes--all cold and slithery, a velvet bag of sharp, hateful angles.

   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Cat's are quite intelligent I prefer them over dog's. Dog's bark all the time, and if you have had a cat since it was a kitten it will show similar affection a dog would, just not raping your face with its tongue.

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Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard






Newcastle, OZ

Cats.


Dogs are too attention seeking for me.



I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Solahma






RVA

@Shadowbrand: Cats are no more intelligent than dogs and are less responsive to/intuitive of human behavior and emotion. As species, humans and dogs "grew up together" so to speak. Dogs have been domesticated nearly twice as long as cats. Humans and dogs have a much longer history of working together and understanding one another.

   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

LunaHound wrote:Some birds are actually smart ,


You would say that.

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I have a little lovebird. He's pretty smart, I suppose, for a bird. But he doesn't compare to my dog in terms of affection. Actually, he's always been pretty nippy.

   
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dogma wrote:
LunaHound wrote:Some birds are actually smart ,


You would say that.

Well this bird that pooped on my hand .
Everytime we praise it for responding to our call ( flying to the person that calls him ) , it goes in a crazy hyper mode,
he would fly really fast in circles , land , bob its head up and down ( almost like its doing celebrating dance... )

Not to mention crows , they are too smart. I see them everyday because they sit in front of my window + on my roof + on my lawn.
geez they are everywhere ( even in my clogged roof gutter where they take bath in... )

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Cats, just because i like a survivor. a dog will lay down and die beside its master if the dog is unlucky enough to be stuck in the house when the master dies. A cat will eat the owner to survive. sick i know, but with a cat you know where you stand, a dog also but not always.

Egal: doesnt matter, All cats and dogs are cute as pups and kitties and should be snuggled and played with. regardless of your preferance.
   
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LunaHound wrote:
Well this bird that pooped on my hand .
Everytime we praise it for responding to our call ( flying to the person that calls him ) , it goes in a crazy hyper mode,
he would fly really fast in circles , land , bob its head up and down ( almost like its doing celebrating dance... )

Not to mention crows , they are too smart. I see them everyday because they sit in front of my window + on my roof + on my lawn.
geez they are everywhere ( even in my clogged roof gutter where they take bath in... )


I was playing on the meaning of the word in British slang, and your gender.

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newcastle upon tyne

i have a dog 2 cats and 2 guniepigs i loves them all
i have a lizard and a spider but sadly they died. :(

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Manchu wrote:I have a little lovebird. He's pretty smart, I suppose, for a bird. But he doesn't compare to my dog in terms of affection. Actually, he's always been pretty nippy.


How does a bird show affection?

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