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IHIW I fall down a stair case

IHIW I fall down an elevator shaft.

IHIW Chaos Legionnaire falls down my elevator shaft, do you know how much of a mess power armor makes when it smashes through concrete?

Tell me about it....

IHIW the cat jumps on my head.

IHIW there are cats.

IHIW I'm forced to agree with BigWaaagh.

IHIW my opponet decides that this turn is perfect to charge me with two units of 80 Winged Hussars when I am busy dealing with his pike men.

IHIW the Patriots win.

IHIW people argue about football

IHIW clowns rampage unchecked through our cities.

IHIW cities are left unchecked.

IHIW I'm swimming at the beach and I'm suddenly surrounded by jellyfish.

I hate it when my overlord, Assholetep, is such an donkey-cave. Every time I'm cleaning my necroteslagaussflayergun he comes in and is all "heh, still not as big as mine" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

What an donkey-cave.

IHIW chocolate gift boxes have selections with only milk chocolate instead of dark chocolate.

IHIW a spider crawls into my ear.

IHIW it won't come back out.

IHIW I'm priming my models and don't realize the spray can is pointing the wrong way.

IHIW I grab the primer instead of the clear coat.

IHIW a scorpion stings me in the neck.

IHIW I rolls 1's on armor saves

IHIW I see people complain about 40k power creep then suggest "balances" through buffing weaker units to catch up with the cheese of the week

IHIW I say "Marco" and nobody says "Polo".

IHIW I'm cornered by a rattlesnake and the only escape is to jump into an alligator-filled lake.

IHIW the only Halloween candy left in the bag is Whoppers.

IHIW a guitar string breaks right in the middle of a concert.

IHIW bands use cheap guitar strings.

I hate it even more when the expensive ones break. (Some of that may be my fault though..)

IHIW pizza delivery drivers can't figure out how addresses sequentially work on a city block.

IHIW someone drinks straight out of the milk jug and then sticks it back in the fridge.

IHIW I forget the color scheme to an army I've painted and want to add to it at a later date...grrrrrr!