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2010/01/03 17:33:00
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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This is a twist of the thread WAR!! (the original)
It works like this: Mr.T is awesome
Then in the next post: Chuck Norris is better.
BUT these MUST be in a form of a 'fact' or image or even webpage.
I'll start:
Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot.
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2010/01/22 18:36:27
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I'll bite.
Chuck Norris has no hair on his privates, hair can't grow on steel.
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2010/01/22 22:45:51
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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There is no God, Tooth Fairy or Santa. The Post Office delivers all letters to Mr. T
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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2010/01/23 23:36:07
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/01/23 23:37:12
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2010/01/28 20:20:44
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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did you know that the tri froce from the legand of zelda is a real thing? and that if all three pieces are brought together then it will unleash a power that can destroy the world.
but each piece is held by the most powerful people in the world: chuck norris, mr T and vin deisel.
but they will never be combined because chuck norris thinks mohawks are gay mr T thinks beards are gay and vin thinks that hair in general is gay.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/01/28 20:20:56
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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did you know that the tri froce from the legand of zelda is a real thing? and that if all three pieces are brought together then it will unleash a power that can destroy the world.
but each piece is held by the most powerful people in the world: chuck norris, mr T and vin deisel.
but they will never be combined because chuck norris thinks mohawks are gay mr T thinks beards are gay and vin thinks that hair in general is gay.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/01 21:38:20
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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geez, I thought that was Michael Phelps!
Mr. T is so incorruptible, he will only sell out for a Snickers
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/02 00:31:34
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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Chuck Norris successfully mated a graham craker with a knife.
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2010/02/02 13:31:58
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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Mr. T invented the color BLACK... He pities the fool who invented pink... Tom Cruise.
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/03 13:29:14
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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well, chuck norris walked into a bar, it exploded instantly because no building can hold that level of awesome
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/03 21:33:06
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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when Mr. T does a push up, he pushes the earth down
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/03 21:44:47
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Chuck's left butt cheek, once all by its-self, strangled 54 drug runners, and a parakeet.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/03 21:45:58
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2010/02/04 00:40:11
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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Mr.T can srangle you with a cordless phone.
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2010/02/04 06:43:09
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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chuck norris tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/05 18:44:12
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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Mr. T has sex with every woman on the planet once a month while they sleep... he is so rough, that they have cramps and bleed for a week.
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/05 19:30:00
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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chuck norris counted to infinity, twice
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/06 22:45:51
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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Mr T. isn't hung like a horse... horses are hung like Mr. T
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/07 08:17:16
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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chuck norris won a game of tennis against a wall
A WALL!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/07 08:19:35
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/07 09:02:05
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/02/07 14:59:13
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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Mr. T plays santa to Nancy Reagan... 'nuff said!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/07 15:33:55
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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If you say "Chuck Norris" three times while staring at a mirror, Chuck Norris will appear and kill everyone in your house. But look on the bright side, you'll see Chuck Norris!!
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2010/02/07 17:36:32
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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lord of the ghosts wrote:If you say "Chuck Norris" three times while staring at a mirror, Chuck Norris will appear and kill everyone in your house. But look on the bright side, you'll see Chuck Norris!!
bad side is that he will be the last thing you will see
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/07 19:30:39
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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shas'o vera wrote:lord of the ghosts wrote:If you say "Chuck Norris" three times while staring at a mirror, Chuck Norris will appear and kill everyone in your house. But look on the bright side, you'll see Chuck Norris!!
bad side is that he will be the last thing you will see
What was going through Chuck Norris' enemies mind when Chuck Norris was in the room? His foot.
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2010/02/07 20:04:07
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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only chuck norris can prevent forest fires
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/08 15:33:20
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard his foot traveled through time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Atlantic.
April 1st became known as "April Fool's Day" only after Mr. T decided it would be easier to pity a whole bunch of fools on a set date rather than pitying a few fools each day.
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2010/02/08 15:50:45
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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chuck norris went back in time to when j.f.k was assinated, he deflected all the bullets with his beard and j,f,k's head exploded becuase of chuck norris's pure awesomeness
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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2010/02/08 17:19:23
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Mr. T once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the "Islands."
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack. |
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2010/02/08 17:26:23
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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The Haydron super collider was actually built solely to contain an atom roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris until it slowed down enough for scientist to see what a bruised atom looks like.
Spoiler Alert- They are white, like everything else that has ever seen Chuck Norris's size 11's raised in anger.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2010/02/08 17:31:52
Subject: Re:Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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2010/02/08 19:58:17
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Mr. T clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack. |
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