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2010/05/12 12:55:02
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Insult each other's mommas like the reprobates you are. No swearing. Me first:
Yo momma is so dumb if you blow into her ear she says "Thanks for the refill!"
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2010/05/13 11:02:09
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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You guys suck.
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2010/05/13 12:47:27
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Do mods even check this forum? Because if not yay my own thread!
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2010/05/13 13:25:50
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Just a-sittin' on the dock of the bay, watching the ti-i-ide roll away...
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2010/05/13 13:43:43
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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What the hell's wrong with David Lynch anyway?
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2010/05/13 21:46:49
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Umm... DO - NOT - SEEK - THE - TREASURE (it's a trap).
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2010/05/13 21:47:51
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yo momma so hairy, big foot tried to take pictures of her.
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/13 21:52:31
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma so dumb she thinks Hooters is full of owls!
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2010/05/13 22:10:32
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/14 07:20:56
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma so dumb, when there's lightning she thinks her picture's being taken!
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2010/05/14 09:56:36
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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So, imagine a guy with dreadlocks chases you down a hallway and SHAKES HIS DREADLOCKS in your face after he corners you. Then you call him naughty and he runs away giggling.
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2010/05/14 10:59:30
Subject: Yo Momma
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Yo mama's so fat when she walks by the beach, the tide comes in.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan.
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2010/05/14 11:01:43
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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So anyway, why is it that women spend 50% of their time complaining about other women? Really, it's always "She's so bitchy" or "She's always in my face" or "She never cleans the bathroom and then she gossips about me and..." blahda blahda blah. And if the time they spend on complaining about other chicks is only an occasional outward expression of a recurring inner process, then how much time do they actually spend feeling slighted by other girls? 90% of the time, conservatively? So wtf, why must I even feel like a caveman when some statistic alleges tha men think about sex once every 3 seconds or something. I think those statistics are gigantic flapping bullscheize cakes baking in the junkyeard sun, but that's another story. The point is men shouldn't have to feel stupid when statistically compared to the female of the species. Damn! OK I'm going on lunch. Later, n00bz.
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2010/05/14 11:04:42
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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alexwars1 wrote:Yo mama's so fat when she walks by the beach, the tide comes in.
h00t! OK for this I'll postpone lunch. Yo momma is so stupid, when someone tells a 'knock-knock' joke she gets up and opens the door!
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2010/05/14 13:44:24
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma such a ho, you can tell she's dating by buckleprint on her forehead!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/19 08:59:56
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2010/05/14 14:08:10
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yo momma so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptised.
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/15 08:28:25
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Here's an old one.
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.
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2010/05/15 21:41:49
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma such a ho, she buys hoop earrings so she has a place to rest her ankles!
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2010/05/15 21:43:48
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/17 07:57:49
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma so dumb she think meth is an easy kind of mathematics!
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2010/05/17 18:39:01
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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^ didn't even get that one.
Yo momma so fat she makes Fat Ba***d look like a supermodel.
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2010/05/17 20:30:00
Subject: Yo Momma
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Yo momma so fat, her shadow's got stretchmarks!
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2010/05/17 20:33:40
Subject: Yo Momma
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Yo momma so fat she went into Mcdonalds, asked for a mysize meal. An they gave her the keys to the restraunt!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/17 20:35:33
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/17 23:09:48
Subject: Yo Momma
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Yo mama's teeth are so fake they say "Made in China."
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Its simple: overspecialize and you breed in weakness. It's slow death. |
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2010/05/17 23:37:46
Subject: Yo Momma
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Yo mama is so dumb she lost a spelling contest against Bush Jr
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword  |
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2010/05/17 23:39:28
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Don't talk about your grandmama like that, thats right I used to **** Fat chicks.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2010/05/18 12:25:00
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma so dumb she tip-toes past the medicine cabinet so she won't wake up the sleeping pills!
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2010/05/18 21:08:50
Subject: Yo Momma
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Yo mama so dirty, I called her and got an ear infection.
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Its simple: overspecialize and you breed in weakness. It's slow death. |
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2010/05/18 22:27:44
Subject: Yo Momma
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Yo mama so retared she makes Abandon look like a tactical genius
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword |
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