(To the tune of "Baby it's Cold Outside, and you really don't have to change that many words to turn this classic into a Slaaneshi perversion
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I really can't stay - Fulgrim it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Fulgrim it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
Horus will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some records on while I pour
The Emperor might think - Fulgrim, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No Thunderhawk to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your helmet, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Fulgrim don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside!
C'mon baby
I simply must go - Fulgrim, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh Fulgrim, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that warp-storm
My honor guard will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so delicious
My brothers will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My apothecary’s mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look delicious
Well maybe just a cigarette more - Never such a warp-storm before
I've got to get home - Oh, Fulgrim, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your comb - It's up to your bolter out there
You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught Exterminatus and died
I really can't stay - Get over that old out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Fulgrim it's cold outside
Brr it's cold...
It's cold out there
Can't you stay awhile longer baby
Well... I really shouldn't... Alright
Make it worth your while baby
Ahh, do that again...