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I'm not the creator of the angry marines, but, I love them, there commissar, and how much heresy they purge on a day to day basis.

I have seen in several pictures a very large pipe wrench, And in one such picture, it is deemed "The Ass tuner" So, I though i would try to come up with a couple of funny but usable rules, should someone want to (just for the hell of it) field some angry marines!

Here is what I got so far.

Angry marines: WS:5 BS:4 S:5 T:4 W:1 I:5 A:2

Squad size: 4-8

Special rules: Fearless, Angry Stance, Angry charge.

Angry Stance: Angry marines are always well... angry, and ready to kill at the slightest provocation. Because of this, Angry marines have the "Counter Attack" special rule. There rage is so great in fact, that is dissuades even the mightiest warriors from charging into combat. Units that charge a squad of angry marines always lose there charge bonus, even if there equipped with Assault grenades, unless they are fearless.

Angry Charge: Angry Marines relish the chance to inflict pain upon the enemy And have the Furious Charge special rule. When charging, the angry marines are treated as if they have assault grenades, and always gain there full bonus when charging, even into cover.

The Ass Tuner: One marine in the squad may take the ass tuner as an upgrade into battle. The ass tuner is treated as a power weapon, rolls 1 extra d6 for armor penetration, and has d6 extra attacks as determined by the following table.

Roll a D6 at the beginning of the assault, before anyone else in the squad.
On a roll of 1: Needs more rage. Your rage isn't great enough, and the wielder deals no attacks this round.
On a roll of 2-5: Now your angry. The wielder gets the respective number of extra attacks.
On a roll of 6: Now you're REALLY ANGRY! In addition to the wielders 6 extra attacks, the entire squad is awed by the amount of rage being unleashed. Each squad member gains +1 strength and +1 attacks in the current assault phase.

While the ass tuner is indeed a fearsome weapon to behold, the strength behind the blows does diminish after the first attack. As a result, the extra D6 for armor penetration only counts for one attack, not all six.

Commissar Fucklaw: WS:7 BS:4 S:6 T:4 I:* W:4 A:4

Special Rules: Fearless, Angry stance, Angry Charge.

I do whatever the hell I want!: The Commissar can be taken as an HQ or as a member of a squad of angry marines. If said squad is equipped with "The Ass Tuner" the "now your REALLY ANGRY" effect DOES pass on to Fucklaw, But not to any other independent characters.

The Commissar of Rage!: Commissar Fucklaw has seen a truly grizzled life, and won't let some mamby pamby attack kill him. As such, Fucklaw has the "Eternal Warrior" special rule.

More angry than you!: Commissar Fucklaw is truly awe inspiring when he become enraged. Fucklaw always strikes first, Regardless of initiative

I will only kill a man for two things...: Fucklaw will kill for two things, Heresy, And interrupting him when hes speaking. If a psycher passes there psycher check within 12" of the commissar, he may fire his angry pistol at it in an attempt to "shut the dribbling %&#$" up. The ranged attack is treated as normal except that if the psycker fails his save, he does not suffer a wound, and instead, he stops casting, and the spell is never fired.

Maximum F***K: Commissar Fucklaw wields the Powersword, Maximum F***k. This awesome weapon is the embodied rage, hate, and anger that the angry marines have towards the mutant, the heretic, and the Xeno. If the opposing army is not of the Imperium of man, Fucklaw has the preferred enemy special rule, and all enemy models that are within 6 inches of the commissar have there WS reduced by 2 (to a minimum of 1)

Because of there rage, the Angry Marines do not follow any type of combat doctrine whatsoever. There ranged weapons are treated as "Angry" which gives them the following profile.

Angry Boltgun: 24" range S:4 AP:5 Assault 2
Angry Pistol: 12" Range S:4 AP:5 Assault 2, Pistol


Well, that's about it. Your thoughts?

They allready have a codex, and i dont really care for "the arse tuner" to much to read on for a single weapon, also its raeg not rage

Well... its new to me.. Soz everyone XP

What's the point of being Fearless AND Stubborn.

and why the way, as the guy before said, there already is an Angry Marines codex, and it's pretty good. Try looking for it.

well regardless , imo the ass tuner rocks and so does commisar fucklaw even tho doesnt make any sense for a commisar to be there. Fucklaw hahhaha what a great name

What's the point of being Fearless AND Stubborn.

Because then they are fearlessly stubborn.

Lol,what about screaming SPARTA!!

Son_of_Iron wrote:Well... its new to me.. Soz everyone XP

Dont worry bout it man, heres the codex if yuo ever feel like giving her a check
http://1d4chan.org/stuff/Codex%20-%20ANGRY%20MARINES.pdf


edite, forgot to mention its not safe for work

Edit:

SPARTAAAAA!: Once per game, a squad may scream SPARTAAAAA! in there shooting phase. The war cry whips the entire squad, and any nearby, into a killing frenzy. For that shooting phase, the primary squad and any other squads within 8" gain a "Now im pissed" special movement. This movement counts as fleet and gives the squad +1 str. If the "Pissed" roll is a 1 the squad still moves one additional inch and may still assault, but one unit in the squad must take an armor save, for pissing off the sarge and not moving fast enough. This scream is so powerful, that it destroys the Vox-casters in there helms. While each squad may only cry this once, any squads that receive the benefit out of proximity may still cry SPARTAAAAA! that turn or a following turn, But its effect is not cumulative.
Note, this effect DOES stack with the rage induced by the "Ass Tuner" But only by use, not proximity.


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Tazz Azrael wrote:

Son_of_Iron wrote:Well... its new to me.. Soz everyone XP

Dont worry bout it man, heres the codex if yuo ever feel like giving her a check
http://1d4chan.org/stuff/Codex%20-%20ANGRY%20MARINES.pdf


edite, forgot to mention its not safe for work

I read it. I just didn't like it very much. I would like to actually USE these so im trying to be fair.

Edit. And no offense to anyone here, But I really don't care for 4chan...