100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy

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**Eftz3**

Well, I haven't seen one of these threads on hear so I thought I would start one.

Lets see if we can think of 100 ways to annoy your enemy (or teammate) while playing 40k.

I'll start.

1) Encourage your units to kill the enemy, then yell at them when they don't. If your opponent asks what you are doing, continue yelling.

Edit: Lets see if we can get a 150 more ways to annoy your enemy, or teammate. And lets try to make them as hilarious as possible

**MechaEmperor7000**

2.) Roll every single dice one by one, and claim that this pleases the Dice Gods. If you do actually get better rolls, praise the Dice gods endlessly. If not, say your opponent's mass rolling is pissing the Dice Gods off.

**PraetorDave**

3) If he disagrees with you on a rules issue, vehemently deny, and when he proves you wrong, grumble to yourself something about Tzeentch cursing the rulebook.

**Ailaros**

4.) Play with reserves. One of the reasons I stopped using Al'Rahem (among many) was that I kept on getting groans and eye-rolls when 50 guardsmen suddenly deployed off of one of the table edges. Likewise, people seem to get bothered by deepstrikers and the like.

5.) Neutralize your opponent's shiniest unit. You get 2x annoyance points when neutralizing = tar pitting.

6.) Play a horde army. 2x douche points for not letting your opponent take a smoke break while you deploy.

**Luke_Prowler**

7.) Always ask what the stats of a unit you are shooting/assaulting, even if it's the same as a unit you shot/assault before

**Ascalam**

Board Lining Autowins - nuff said.

Play with a crossreferenced photocopy folder to support a 'logical' Dubious RAW argment.

Take longer to move 3 Landraiders than it takes your opponent to move 180 Orks

Take a personal phone call in the moddle of a game, during your shooting phase, and not hang up for 10 mins, at a Tournament !! (actually happened :( )

**MechaEmperor7000**

12.) Play Tau and take the Space Pope. If you win, mention how you were basically playing with a 200 point handicap. If you loose, tell him the same thing.

13.) Play Nids and bring at least one Broodlord. Use Hypnotic Gaze upon one of the most unlikely (but still legal) units. Then talk about how the broodlord transformed into said unit's object of affection and make kissy noises. Double the fun if you can keep this up for several combat phases in a row ( I did this to an Avatar once. Managed to Gaze him for three turns in a row and claimed how he saw Isha and was thinking of lewd thoughts).

**Ailaros**

Ascalam wrote:Take a personal phone call in the moddle of a game

Oh, my God. Tournament or not, that would bug me.

Actually, what would bother me more is if my opponent started texting during a game... when it's their turn...

Oh and I'd add...

14.) Kill your opponent's most precious unit with Gifts of Chaos.

Opponent: Oh, man, mephiston is so awesome! He once killed a demon prince with his bare hands! He eats chaos space marines for breakfast and then asks for more. I can't believe how badass mephiston is!

You: I can't believe how much of a chaos spawn he is now...

**Ascalam**

My Zogwort is jealous.

You just can't squig him, no matter how pretty a squig he would make

**MechaEmperor7000**

Ailaros wrote:
Ascalam wrote:Take a personal phone call in the moddle of a game

Oh, my God. Tournament or not, that would bug me.

Actually, what would bother me more is if my opponent started texting during a game... when it's their turn...

Oh and I'd add...

14.) Kill your opponent's most precious unit with Gifts of Chaos.

Opponent: Oh, man, mephiston is so awesome! He once killed a demon prince with his bare hands! He eats chaos space marines for breakfast and then asks for more. I can't believe how badass mephiston is!

You: I can't believe how much of a chaos spawn he is now...

Better if done to Draigo:

**Fury_00011**

15. Have your kids pester ur opponent on his turn but send them away for yours ( pay them in cash after they deliver)

**SagesStone**

16. Say stuff like "lol", "rofl" and "wtf" throughout the game at appropriate times.

**cyrax777**

16: Eat a bucket of KFC then fondle there models. (not responsible for the beatings you might receive)

**Pen≥Sword**

17. When deciding table edge/corners always insist on switching to the one opposite of you.

**physcosamatic**

18. After each turn carry on dramatically about what has happened and role play it with sound effects and arm actions +2 if you bump the table as well.

"OMG YOUR CHAOS SPACE MARINE GOT FACE PWNED BY MY EPIC ULTRAMARINE MIGHTY BOLTER ROUND OF DOOM!" *you jump up and pretend your fist is a bolter projectile and slow motion act out punching yourself in the face and making loud noises*

**SagesStone**

20. (16 happened twice) Constantly pick up and drop your dice while waiting for your opponent's turn to end.

**Chaos Lord Gir**

21) Field a sea of grey.

**The_Solitaire**

do ALL your measuring with the whipping stick (works great in apoc!)

**walker90234**

23) loaded dice.
thats all that needs to be said.

**Shelegelah**

24) Memorize your opponent's stats and tell him what he needs to roll just before he does every time. Example:

'Okay, I'm shooting your Chaos Marines with my Space Marines. I need a-'

'3 or higher.'

'...I know.'

'Just checking.'

25) Talk about how fluffy your army is and how uncompetitive it is, then kick his teeth in with it.

**PsyberAngel**

26) Halfway through a game pack up your stuff and leave without saying a word.

**winnertakesall**

27. Play chuck norris and claim you auto win

**a small waagh**

28) Sneeze on a realy well painted model ( a leader of some discription due to a lot of time beeing put into it [i have seen this done but not done it my self])

**Tauzor**

29) Knock the game table after he/she has moved hordes

**Jaon**

30. Keep changing your mind in the movement phase and changing where your models moved by minute distances

31. Talk about how awesome your army is constantly and yell CHARRRRGE whenever you assault and generally role play every. Single. Action. Taken.

**Cyberjesus**

It's amazing how often I've seen these things happen.

32. Throw your best unit away mindlessly and then whine about it for the rest of the game (and preferably 30 minutes to an hour afterwards as well)

**ChiliPowderKeg**

33. Make references to internet memes

**loota boy**

34. If your opponant summons a greater demon, insist that he was first draw and 8 pointed star around it in chalk, surrond it in incense, and roll on the ground while speaking in tongues.

**Ascalam**

Text a running battle report while you play, to your friend, while muttering what you are typing. Use unflattering terms for the enemy player/units, brag up yourself/yours. Alter details of the events as you go...

**Stvafel**

Imitate Crazy Frog?