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From atop the deck of the My Little Pony, Warmonger Little Lord Fauntleroy watched with about as much amusement as he could muster at the approaching enemy ship. Fauntleroy knew its callsign well; the Dark Void, Flagship of his holy master Scrazz's enemy, the nefarious Darkvoidof40k. Obviously, being a Tech-priest, Fauntleroy wasn't allowed to find this funny (or have any emotion beyond the purely scientific, of course), but what the old farts in the Mechanicus didn't know wouldn't hurt them.
"My lord." The Warmonger's menial opened a channel to the Cult's own battleship, the Scrazz the mighty, home of the most venerated Scrazz. "We have the enemy in sight. Sodomuffin cannons primed and ready to fire when ordered...it's him, sir."
"Excellent. Fire when ready Warmonger, I will be with you shortly."

(OOC: Based on a random conversation we had in Scarzza's P&Mblog thread, which you really should check out btw. Pledge your alleigence to either the Cult of Scarzz or that heretic Darko, and let's party.)

OOC: Ah, we're our own Avatars. Mind if I change mine to a deathstar?

BIC:

The Dark Void fires its super lasers and destroys the universe.

/game

I'll help Scrazz
The SS Better that Superman , Batman and Several other Characters put togthere fires its ultra cannons!

Darkvoidof40k wrote:OOC: Ah, we're our own Avatars. Mind if I change mine to a deathstar?

BIC:

The Dark Void fires its super lasers and destroys the universe.

/game

You're a bad, bad man.

blood reaper wrote:I'll help Scrazz

Aha, the cult grows! Where will you hide now Darkvoid!

Under my giant mechanical heel!
The SS Better that Superman , Batman and Several other Characters (AKA Giant Battle Droid) grabs Darkvoids ship and breaks off its main gun

i'll help Darkvoidof40k

black templar wrote:i'll help Darkvoidof40k

Cheers buddy

But we'll need some rules first:

1) This is a completely silly roleplay. But we can't have stupidly unreasonable things that are stupid.
2) Treat it like a normal roleplay, except with much less writing, coordination and just remember to have fun!

For example, blood reaper is doing random things that make absolutely no sense (even less sense than the things that we deem 'normal' that already make no sense).

//filecommand++roleplayreboot++//

Sorry I didn't really know how this RP works.

blood reaper wrote:Sorry I didn't really know how this RP works.

'tis alright, there weren't any rules then .

So basicly we are using are Avatars as giant war machines , pray Frazzled does not unleash the Wiener Dogs of doom.

blood reaper wrote:So basicly we are using are Avatars as giant war machines , pray Frazzled does not unleash the Wiener Dogs of doom.

Don't tell anyone but.. I have Inquisitorial Weiner Dogs.

This is the Space dragon, arming plothole cannons

Suddenly, a Supa krooza commanded by WARORK maneuvers into impact trajectory wit the SS Better than Superman and engages its warp drives to ram the giant ship at warp speed.

"Dats dun it boyz! WEZ GON PLAD!!!!!"

(Spaceballs reference FTW )

A rather disheveled looking pacman ghost floats aimlessly past the Dark Void, and, with forlorn eyes welling up with tears, he realised he is so very far from home, and his life had become so much more complicated than simply chasing a 2 dimensional nemesis.

WARORK93 wrote:Suddenly, a Supa krooza commanded by WARORK maneuvers into impact trajectory wit the SS Better than Superman and engages its warp drives to ram the giant ship at warp speed.

"Dats dun it boyz! WEZ GON PLAD!!!!!"

(Spaceballs reference FTW )

Whose side are you on?

ghosty wrote:A rather disheveled looking pacman ghost floats aimlessly past the Dark Void, and, with forlorn eyes welling up with tears, he realised he is so very far from home, and his life had become so much more complicated than simply chasing a 2 dimensional nemesis.

Ah, ghosty, your witty writing always makes me smile.

The SS Better that Superman , Batman and Several other Characters aims its twin linked Multi-Meltas at WARORK93's Supa Kruza attempting to stop its impact

Scrazz sits atop his Command Throne aboard the 'Scrazz The Mighty', and he smiles. (Like My avatar is doing)

"Scrazz to all Cultists, Fire the Sodomuffin cannons, the AP guns, and any other guns at our disposal. Board the Super Dooper Space Fighters, and annoy these annoying men who are oblivious to the greatness of Scrazz."


(Scrazza, AKA Scrazz, approves of this RP.)

The Dark Void, in response to the Super Dooper Space Fighters, launches its Space Tank Armada, all armed with Angry Marine ammunition.

The Super Dooper Space Fighters dive into the fight with the Space Tank Armada, and viscious volleys of Angry Marines and Monkeys Who Have MultiLazor Fingertips are exchanged.

The Super Dooper Space Fighters have one Ace Pilot in their midst, called Mr. Punk, who Insta-kills twenty Space Tanks.

From the bridge of The Dark Void, Darkvoidof40k's second-in-command, Shadow, directs the battle, using his superior knowledge of everything to make the Space Tank Armada have living metal, thus self-repairing themselves and turning into Space Monoliths that fire concentrated explosive Tyranids.

Mr Punk, the Ace Super Dooper Space Fighter pilot, divebombs over The Dark Void, severely wounding Shadow. Pr Punk, however, was killed whilst distracted by Space Pigeons, and flew against a Space Marine In Space.

Ah, but Scrazza, it's Shadow. And you know just how insane he is .

BIC:

Angered at these events, Shadow turns his own testicles into Death Stars, which fire at the enemy fleet, causing massive damage and destroying the Space Marine in Space, the Super Dooper Fighters and the Tank/Monolith Armada thingy.

Then The Dark Void teleports itself using plot magic to Planet Party, and everyone has a party on Planet Party.

Skanking wildly, Scrazz and his Cultists finally get themsemves together after three hours of straight Skanking. Tired as they were, they Teleported back to the 'Scrazz The Mighty', to fire Boobs Of Death on the Party Planet. Darko and his Lapdogs were able to teleport back in time, but Party Planet got transformed into Booby Planet

The SS Better that Superman , Batman and Several other Characters dosn't know what to do now and gets bored. He then plays his giant PSP cause he's bored while Scrazza and Darkvoid fight.

"Scrazz to all Scrazz Cultists, attack the Darko threat!"

Darkvoidof40k has his ship fire its Vortex cannon into Scrazza's bridge, sending Scrazza's bridge to the Vortex of Doom.. otherwise known as endless Justin Bieber land where people never say never, also known as hell, also known as a high priority to kill with fire.

arriving at this place of disgust, Scrazz lets out a giant flame-fart, killing justine Bieber, and all his beliebers. The place is cleased of filth, Scrazz jumps into the air, fist pumping.

(OOC: this RP, it inflates my ego)

Scrazza wrote:arriving at this place of disgust, Scrazz lets out a giant flame-fart, killing justine Bieber, and all his beliebers. The place is cleased of filth, Scrazz jumps into the air, fist pumping.

(OOC: this RP, it inflates my ego)

But as the planet's gravity measures 30N you cannot jump, move, or do anything at all. Edit: And you are, quite literally, crushed into the planet. In the Vortex.

Mourning the loss of their leader, the Cultists on the Planet 'Scrazz's Planet' activate the cloning pod, and Scrazz is reborn. HE fist pumps into the air, ignoring gravity. The Cult of Scrazz is able to fight the Long War again.

Shadow's Death Star Testicles fire once more, destroying every Scrazzultist in existance. Then Darkvoidof40k and Scrazza meet on the field of battle..

..and have a tea party.