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2012/02/03 03:37:11
Subject: Matt ward
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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People need to stop with the Matt ward jokes it really is getting annoying.
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2012/02/03 03:39:46
Subject: Matt ward
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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When he stops writing Wardisms people will, eventually, stop making jokes about him.
Personally i could do with a few less, but with his writing style it's unlikely people will let it go any time soon, as he will keep writing stuff that people will make jokes about.
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts 
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2012/02/03 03:51:14
Subject: Matt ward
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Lethal Lhamean
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but...matt ward jokes are funny! and awsome! and required to ease the pain that is page 15 of the gk codex...
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2012/02/03 03:55:21
Subject: Re:Matt ward
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Yes, people should totally stop making threads about Matt Ward.
I am inspired to start a thread about it even...
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Proverbs 18:2
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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
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2012/02/03 03:55:39
Subject: Matt ward
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Tail Gunner
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Whats on page 15, then?
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2355 points of 
2417 points of 
"Are you telling me that Mister Bumpy, that old monster who lives under your bed and eats socks, is really an agent of the Orks, sending them socks, pants and all other gettups through the warp for them? Mind = blown...."
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2012/02/03 03:58:17
Subject: Matt ward
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Sinewy Scourge
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What did people complain about before Mat Ward? It seems like such a long time ago...
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2012/02/03 03:58:24
Subject: Re:Matt ward
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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So I heard you like Matt Ward threads, so I made a Matt Ward thread complaining about complainers who complain about Matt Ward.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/02/03 04:01:47
Subject: Re:Matt ward
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Lady of the Lake
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Hückleberry wrote:What did people complain about before Mat Ward? It seems like such a long time ago...
Jervis I think.
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2012/02/03 04:02:04
Subject: Matt ward
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Hückleberry wrote:What did people complain about before Mat Ward? It seems like such a long time ago...
Gav Thorpe, Chaos codex, lack of a plastic drop pod model.
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2012/02/03 04:02:05
Subject: Matt ward
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Lethal Lhamean
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lol.... wheres my fry meme...
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2012/02/03 04:03:06
Subject: Matt ward
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
Australia
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DarthSpader wrote:but...matt ward jokes are funny! and awsome! and required to ease the pain that is page 15 of the gk codex...
+1 to this!
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H.B.M.C. wrote: Goood! Goooood!
Your hate has made you powerful. Now take your Privateer Press tape measure and strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!
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2012/02/03 04:05:24
Subject: Re:Matt ward
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Can I make a thread to complain about people complaining about people who complain about Matt Ward?
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2012/02/03 04:08:57
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Lady of the Lake
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Only if I can make a thread complaining about people who complain about people who complain about others complaining about Matt Ward...
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2012/02/03 04:10:45
Subject: Matt ward
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Can anyone give me 3 good reasons not to close this thread now?
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2012/02/03 04:12:34
Subject: Matt ward
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Wing Commander
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:Can anyone give me 3 good reasons not to close this thread now?
Well....Um....Matt Ward?
Eh, thats the only thing I can come up with.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/02/03 04:16:13
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Lady of the Lake
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I don't think there are that many reasons. 
Only one I can think of is it's a Matt Ward thread which isn't complaining about Matt Ward...
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2012/02/03 04:18:28
Subject: Matt ward
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Yeah... here's the deal, we try to keep the signal to noise ratio positive here. Ward hate threads have been closed down lately since there's nothing really new to say and some of them have gotten pretty personal about Mat Ward as a person rather than keeping it to what he has written.
Threads hating the haters have even less value.
Jokes, as long as someone is trying to be original and not just rehashing the same half dozen memes, at least can be entertaining.
So by the power vested in me by the Space Emporer and his invisible monkey Bobo I do hereby close this thread.
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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts. 