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Unlike other Space Marines The Other Black Space Marines like to put very (x2) many skulls on their armor and a lot (x2) of fire and tons (x2) of bones.  Maybe they have a curse or something or maybe they?re just the Coolest Space Marines Out There.  Like the Black Space Marines The Other Black Space Marines have many many Super Powers.  For example they can teleport and turn invisible and swim and talk to fish.  That?s how cool they are. ? Sneak Preview of Codex The Other Black Space Marines

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Unlike Zombie Space Marines and Vampire Space Marines the Werewolf Space Marines are Werewolfs. Watch out cause when the moon is full the Werewolf Space Marines are on the prowl! Arroo! Werewolf Space Marines have many (x2) superpowers for example they smell real (x2) good and and can lick themselves in 'that place'. However Werewolf Space Marines can't get Driver's Licences so they can't drive in Space Marine Minivans like other Space Marines. This makes them very (x2) mad. - Sneak Preview of Codex Werewolf Space Marines.

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Unlike other Space Marines the Robot Space Marines like to kill everyone because they?re mean and have skulls for heads.  They have Magic Space Guns that can kill anyone.  They also have super powers like Wolverine?s Mutant Healing Factor but for Robots.  It?s called ?I?ll Be Back?.  That?s a cool name.  Someone should use that line in a movie.  They also have unkillable Space Gods who like to hang out with them and kill everyone instead of just eating the sun which would kill everyone faster but would make a boring game.  It?s OK for them to have Space Gods who can eat suns but it is not OK to make rules for the Emperor or the Primarchs because they?re too powerful.  They also have flying Space Houses that kill everyone and can?t die.  And they?re very (x2) easy to paint too. ? Sneak Preview of Codex Robot Space Marines

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The Ninja Space Marines have all the powers of a Ninja PLUS all the powers of a Marine and they?re in SPACE!  Way cool!  The boy Ninja Space Marines are good at killing people.  The girl Ninja Space Marines are good at pretending to be all nice and sweet and saying that they like you but then they BETRAY YOU AND CUT OUT YOUR HEART!  I hate them I hate them I hate them! ? Sneak Preview of Codex Ninja Space Marines

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The Girl Space Marines are weak and slow and die easy.  This is because they are girls.  They also have magic girl powers.  This is because they are girls.  The Girl Space Marines like to burn things.  Once a month they get the Red Rage and like to smash things or cry.  They also like to act all sweet and pretty and nice and then THEY RIP A MAN?S HEART OUT AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!  I hate Girls.  I like little toy men.  They never hurt me.  Sometimes I want to make Girl Space Marines take off their clothes and then I?ll stick needles in them and make them run around naked while someone whips them because Girls are naughty and should be punished.  I think about this a lot.  ? Sneak Preview of Codex Girl Space Marines

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Unlike other Space Marines The Boss Marines With Skulls On Their Heads have skulls on their heads.  Now of course all Space Marines have skulls IN their heads, that?s what keeps their brains from falling out, but The Boss Marines With Skulls On Their Heads have skulls ON their heads.  That?s what?s different.  The skulls make them real (x2) scary.  This one time the Bad Space Marines were being Bad and the Boss Space Marines With Skulls On Their Heads came by and the Bad Space Marines were scared of the skulls and ran away.  ? Sneak Preview of Index Astres: The Boss Marines With Skulls On Their Heads

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One time the Space Emperor was flying and he saw a Forest Fire with his X-Ray Vision.  So he flew down and put out the Forest Fire with his Super Breath.  But then he saw that the Forest Fire was started by a Meteor.  A Kryptonite Meteor!  ?Kryptonite arrg!? he yelled because Kryptonite is the only thing that can hurt a Space Emperor.  But then a Little Black Bird came. He was very (x2) happy the Space Emperor saved his forest so he took the Kryptonite Meteor in his little claws and carried it away.  He could do this because Kryptonite is only deadly to Space Emperors, not to Little Black Birds.  The Space Emperor was very (x2) happy so he used his Magic Powers to turn the Little Black Bird into a Black Bird Space Marine.  Because they saved the Space Emperor, Black Bird Space Marines have the Super Power of Flying. ? Sneak Preview Codex Black Bird Space Marines. 

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Many people are confused about The Other Green Space Marines and think they?re Black Space Marines but they?re not Black Space Marines because they don?t have super powers.  In fact The Other Green Space Marines are slow.  This is because they are black.  But they are not Black Space Marines.  Black Space Marines have super powers.  Of course these days The Other Green Space Marines are not slow.  Maybe this means they are not black.  Or that they are now Black Space Marines.  I?m so confused. ? Sneak Preview of Codex The Other Green Space Marines

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Sometimes a Space Marine gets Hurt Bad so the Fixit Space Marines glue on a Robot Foot or Robot Nose or something.  But the Bionic Space Marines really (x2) like Robot Noses and Feet so sometimes they cut off their Real Nose and put on a Robot Foot.  Sometimes people call them the Six Million Dollar Marines.  This is because it costs Six Million Dollars to make an army of them.  Ha-ha.  That?s just a joke.  It doesn?t really cost Six Million Dollars to make any army.  Except Steel Legion of course. ? Sneak Preview of Codex Bionic Space Marines

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Unlike other Space Marines who like Fighting and Killing, the Nerd Space Marines like Thinking and Reading.  The other Space Marines laugh at them very (x2) much and make them wear silly Space Hats with wires and stuff.  Other Space Marines get Guns and Chain Saws but the Nerd Space Marines have to fight with Sticks and Books.  This makes them very (x2) sad. ? Sneak Preview of Index Astres Nerd Space Marines

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This one time a Vampire Space Marine bit a Werewolf Space Marine and a Werewolf Space Marine bit a Vampire Space Marine.  Then they fell in love and had a baby.  And the Baby Space Marine was bitten by a Zombie Space Marine.  Then the baby died.  That?s too bad because if he hadn?t died he would have all the powers of a Vampire Werewolf Zombie Space Marine ? Sneak Preview of Codex Vampire Werewolf Zombie Space Marines

Sweet Kyoto, now I know Dakka is back on track

...Should have...sent...a poet... [snif]

Such crack up. Best short fiction on the intraweb.

Very funny stuff

Ah, it never gets old.

this is just great. I haven't read one of your posts in the short fiction section, without bursting out in laughter.
great work Kid Kyoto, just great