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 MajorStoffer wrote:
I was there when CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT killed the Emperor.

'tis a sad tale indeed.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT the 11th Primarch of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT Legion fought alongside the Emperor during the Siege of Terra against his fallen brothers. When the Emperor had gone up to Horus's flagship, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT was there right alongside his brothers Dorn and Sanguinius. Like his brothers, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT was separated from his father and he proceeded to tear through Horus's ship like wet tissue paper, at one point colliding with Abbadon, tearing off both of his arms. CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT reached the dueling Emperor and Horus and upon witnessing his angelic brother's fallen body, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT flew into a rage and CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTED Horus so hard that he knocked the Chaos right out of Horus... As well as utterly obliterating Horus's soul.

The task done, the Emperor gazed upon his son with pride and with a silent understanding, the Emperor and CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT bro-fisted. It was at this moment that Dorn stumbled in and when the sight of such manliness reached his eyes, he collapsed, weeping at the manliness of it all and with the realization that he would never be a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT no matter how much he aspired to be. But alas! The Emperor had been greatly weakened by duel with Horus and the manliness of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT overcame his own, pulverizing him. In equal parts of shock, regret and sadness (and a little annoyance at Dorn who wouldn't stop bawling) CRASSUS ARMOURES ASSAULT TRANSPORT carried his two brothers and father down to Terra. The battle had been won, but at such great cost.

After the Horus Heresy had run its course, the remaining loyal Primarchs met up at the behest of their mighty brother, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. All knew that their brother had slain their father but none blamed him for it, so it came with great sadness and shock when CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT announced that he was disbanding his legion - which gave a certain unnamed Primarch some ideas - and striking their existence as well as his own from the records of the Imperium as self inflicted punishment for killing his father. With a final order to his legion, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT commanded that all CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT Legionnaires take up his name and fight alongside any and all their Imperial brothers against the forces that dare threaten the Imperium. He promised his Legionnaires that he would return the Imperium one day, and upon that day, their most manly of legions would reunite. Then CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT disappeared, yet to be seen again.

Today in the 41st Millenium, his sons still fight on, bearing his name, waiting for their father's return. Hope still clings to them as sometimes, sometimes there are reports of great daemons fleeing the Warp, battered and beaten to within an inch of their existence who speak of a vengeful monolithic thing that is tearing through the Warp in search of the Chaos Gods themselves. As these daemons are summarily excommunicated, they often plea to be kept captive instead of being sent back to face the wrath of...

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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

This reminds me of Hypnotoad

Ooh, new CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT thread.

And now some facts.

1. CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is AV20 all around. This means it's immune to FASCIST MODS banning it.

2. CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT can transport an entire ovenload of DOOMBREAD.

3. CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the only transport in the game capable of containing Marbo, if only for one turn.

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Do I sense a lack of love for our lord and saviour the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT Byte?

I fear the wrath of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

 Byte wrote:

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Do I sense a lack of love for our lord and saviour the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT Byte?

I fear the wrath of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

That is wise.

It's in that book you find in hotels - "In the beginning there was the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT" etc, etc...

I believe it was something like this:

1. In the beginning the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT was hovering over the waters.

3 And the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—day one.

6 And the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT saw that it was good.

Later:

19 Now the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to Marbo to see what he would name them; and whatever Marbo called each living creature, that was its name. 20 So Marbo gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.

But for Marbo no suitable helper was found. 21 So the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT caused Marbo to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of Marbo’s testacles and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT made a Demolition Charge from the testacle he had taken out of Marbo, and he gave it to Marbo.

A CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is fueled by the tears and cries of the widowed and orphaned children of the players that attempted to destroy it.

You don't "see" a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT on the battlefield. The battlefield IS a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

It is OK to be jealous of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. Just don't hate the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. There is already too much hate in the world. So do your part and hug a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and bring a little love into the world with your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Have you hugged your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT today?

Time for a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT barrage!