And we're back, as they say April Storm Giants bring May Mammoths and that's what we have!
This month's freebie is an Elf Bard who is totally ready to "lute" the monsters' hoard.
If, like me, you are tired of throwing down the same darn orc with his sword up, Reaper has you covered with their new Orc Warrior (Sword Down) figure!
Alternately you can go with 3 kobolds for $5 which is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, though they can also do that if it's what you're looking for.
Then we have a bunch of adventurers with names like Molly Copperpot, Gurndor Hoardtaker, and Erebus Nalis Realm-Wide Pull-my-Finger Champion 1987.
I forget which is which though.
Am I the only who thinks that Succubi should be sold in two packs with their normal mode and their demon mode? Am I the only one developing strong opinions on plastic Succubi?
The Townsfolk Prisoners go right on my wish list. No, I have no use for them, but they have so much character.
I'm thinking of using this Female Duskwarden as a Female Dawnsentinel until the official model comes out. Of course I will have to convert the cut of the boots and just have to live with the fact that she's wearing her ceremonial tie on the left arm rather than the right.
This is a really sad story, Elbert always wanted to be part of the Royal Elven Shakespeare Company but after his stiff performance in Midsummer Night's Dream he was forever known as the Wooden Elf King.
The nice thing about the Fungoids is if you leave some in a dark, moist place you've get dozens more, for free!
I'm not even going to try to explain this one.
https://web.archive.org/web/20200112124016/https://australianmuseum.net.au/learn/animals/mammals/drop-bear/
Just smear some vegemite in your hair and you'll be fine.
The Phase Cat is some sort of beast that displaces itself, no doubt the arch enemy of the Wink Hound.
The Wall of Thrones is a useful obstacle for players, a great way to do a Sleeping Beauty campaign, or a diorama to recreate some classic 90s Japanese cartoons.
Finally the two new big boxes.
Shavynra, or as she is known as Instragram, Shavynra Who Slays.
And finally the War Mammoth. I saw a guy working on one on Facebook and it looks like it is a bit smaller than I would like, only able to fire 2-3 models on its back. But still, better than a sharp tusk in the eye. Though it can also do that if it's what you're looking for.