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Hyderabad, India

Who thought we would ever see this day?

A day when the GS Cult was so close we could mock it?

Not me that's for sure.

So some false and made up rumors!

1-The cult will be the most unbalanced and abusive army in 40k history with underbarrel vortex grenade launchers as standard equipment and armored limos with multiple void shields.
2-Cult genestealers will have poison 2+, AP2, armor bane and a 4++ dodge save, this is justified because of reasons.
3-New fluff will revile that GS cults often ambush hive workers and steal their denim pantaloons. No one knows why this is so.
4-Cultists reinforce their weak troops by traveling to orbital habitats and detonating rad bombs next to sacrificial victims. Most die but a few are mutated by the gamma radiation into huge muscle-bound monsters. These green-skinned Void-Giants are said to be the strongest ones there are.
5-As they recruit new members cultists are known to target citizens name Eugene or Jeanne for kidnapping, no knows why.
6-GS Cults cannot ally with Tyranids, but can ally with Chaos or Imperial Guard. They can ally with Tau if and only if your opponent is using the Citadel Journal rules for Ciaphas Cain.
7-For their years of work tending the Genestealer Cult Flame, GW will name two random fluff characters Navarro and Huckleberry.
8-The Cult will be able to field a female psyker riding a dung beetle. This is because we've gotta clear these Everqueen models out somehow.
9-The Cult will get a huge mining robot that counts as a model and a huge tunneling monster that counts as a vehicle.
10-GS cultists will get a multipart kit full of options and alternatives. The cover art will show them peeing on a group of Chaos Cultists.

 
   
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I've heard that the models will have options on the sprue so amazing as to not be believed, but the only way to equip models is exactly like the board game units...

   
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Purestrains will be able to once again gain hybrids by implanting their victims.

 
   
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Genestealer Cult gains the ability to reroll to seize the initiative if their opponent is wearing jeans.

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A Grey Knight character will be infested and playable by the Cult. However it will be Allies of Desperation, remember to enjoy forging the narrative!

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Fort Worth, TX

I heard that, due to rising fuel prices, they will no longer use limos but will ride in Minis instead.

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 Tannhauser42 wrote:
I heard that, due to rising fuel prices, they will no longer use limos but will ride in Minis instead.


They actually drive a Prius. Has stealth if you move 3" or less in the turn.

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4000 Points
+ + 3000 Points "The Fiery Heart of the Emperor"
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3000 Points "Bard's Booze Cruise" 
   
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I have heard that because they operate so secretively, their models wont even be available

To many unpainted models to count. 
   
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I heard they will be Battle Brothers with Tyranids.

Waitaminute....

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Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.


When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. 
   
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Gargantuan Gargant





New Bedford, MA USA

Codex GC will include every vehicle from Codex AM.

Codex GC will include a Gargantuan Creature, called the favored son. It will resemble a 9" tall Genestealer and cost $150 MSRP.


   
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Runnin up on ya.

They'll make a plastic Genestealer Cult Thunderhawk but it will be limited edition and have bits and bobs all over the hull to make it useless to SM players.

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They've also made plastic infested battle sisters. With cult markings and mutations so you'd basically have to resulpt them to use as normal sisters.

 
   
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Gargantuan Gargant





New Bedford, MA USA

FW will release a Gargantuan Creature, called something unpronouncable in english. It will resemble a 12" tall Genestealer and have multiple arm options, none of which will be ranged weapons, all available seperately.

   
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The entire release will consist of Alpha Legion miniatures. The Genestealer Cult was just a front for Alpha Legion operations.

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Brainy Zoanthrope





Newcastle, Australia

Considering how popular Scatter Lasers on every Eldar Jetbike were, Hybrids will have a Jetbike option also, and be able to have every model with a Mining Laser.

6000 - Hive Fleet Limax
4000 - Sons of Horus
5500 - Ultramarine's
1000 - Blood Raven's
3000 - Skaven 
   
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New Orleans, LA

22. There will be a 1d3 table for the elite unit for each round of close combat. On a 1, the unit gets Fear. On a 2, the unit gets fearless. On a 3, the unit gets skyfire.

23. The warlord table has only 4 traits, introducing a new mechanic where if you roll a 1 or 2, you get nothing and like it! It's called the Spaulding rule.


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24. Genestealers gain shooting attacks, but will get BS0.

When they come out to play, they will be Fab-u-l-ous, in their limos and rightous purple.
(Because I have alot of genestealers that need to come out to play.)

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 kronk wrote:
22. There will be a 1d3 table for the elite unit for each round of close combat. On a 1, the unit gets Fear. On a 2, the unit gets fearless. On a 3, the unit gets skyfire.


The GSCcurion will upgrade the 2 result to Soul Blaze!

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They have a warlord trait that allows you to roll a d20 every turn. On a 2+ you get to commandeer any unit from your opponent.

 
   
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Western Kentucky

 MechaEmperor7000 wrote:
I heard they will be Battle Brothers with Tyranids.

Waitaminute....

dangit you beat me to it

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Just in!

27-Cults will be able to steal Imperial Equipment! Contrary to rumors however they will not be able to take Imperiator Guardicon gear, instead they can take Centurions, Dreadknights, Broadsides, warbuggies, Heldrakes and those elf flying boat things.

 
   
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 adamsouza wrote:
Codex GC will include every vehicle from Codex AM.

Codex GC will include a Gargantuan Creature, called the favored son. It will resemble a 9" tall Genestealer and cost $150 MSRP.



It will be modeled in a totally original and never before done way: Awkwardly perched on some kind of thing with one of the small arms holding something and one of the big claw arms pointing, in the same general pose as Snoopy pretending to be a vulture.

"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"

"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"

"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"

"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!"  
   
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Runnin up on ya.

The army book will only be sold pre-loaded on a GW-branded iPad that is locked to only include GW content. All future rulebooks and army books will require you to mail your iPad to GW, purchase the new book(s), which will be loaded onto the device, and it will be shipped back to you with the new content added.

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In My Lab

Genestealer Cults have special rules pertaining to facial hair.

If you have no facial hair, they all gain Shrouded and Stealth.
If you have a Mustache, they all get Stealth and Furious Charge.
If you have a Bear, they all get Shrouded and Hatred.
And if you have both, they all get Furious Charge and Hatred.

Edit: You know, the Bear was a typo... But Imma keep that. You want Hatred? Go tame a grizzly.

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Buffalo, NY

Cultists will have a unit that can take any upgrades from any unit from another codex. And I do mean any unit.

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GC will have the Silent King as an HQ option, allowing GC to take anything from the Necron codex - including formations - as battle brothers.

The 'Nids got him during his snooze in intersellar space and sent him back!

Please note, for those of you who play Chaos Daemons as a faction the term "Daemon" is potentially offensive. Instead, please play codex "Chaos: Mortally Challenged". Thank you. 
   
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 Happyjew wrote:
Cultists will have a unit that can take any upgrades from any unit from another codex. And I do mean any unit.


Genestealer cultists with a pair of laser blasters each for 162ppm.

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New Orleans, LA

 Ashiraya wrote:
 kronk wrote:
22. There will be a 1d3 table for the elite unit for each round of close combat. On a 1, the unit gets Fear. On a 2, the unit gets fearless. On a 3, the unit gets skyfire.


The GSCcurion will upgrade the 2 result to Soul Blaze!


Brilliant, sir!

39. Codex: GSC Decurion will grant free transports from the following list: IG Sentinel (Transport Capacity 1 + number you can hang off it, barrel of monkeys style), Ogryn Rickshaw, and Land Raider Redeemer.

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40: Just in GS can take a new aquatic trait which gives them the option to get a head mounted laser cannon. There will also be a warlord trait (auto on a special Aqutic GS Patriach) called flooded that makes the whole battlefield water terrain.

The Aquatic trait gives 12" move stealth and shrouded to any model with it if it begins or ends it's move in water terrain. They can also run and charge if they or their target begin the charge in water terrain.
   
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41: remember those lost primarchs? They were Genestealers . The Genestealer cult will be able to use those primarchs as LOWs, but it won't matter because they'll get shoehorned into every formation.

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