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BS WS S T W I A LD Sv
11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 4+

Super special rules:

Impossible to Aim at: Can only be hit by snap shots. If these are not caused by units with Skyfire rule they must be re-rolled.

Equipment:

Absolute Victory Cannon

Range S AP Notes
120'' * 0 Extreme Blast (24'') Roll on the Loss of Sanity Destroyer (LSD) Weapons table

LSD weapons table

1: Target suffers a wound that causes D3 Wounds or D3 hull points to be lost.
2: Target suffers a wound causing D6 + 6 Wounds or a penetrating hit causing D6 + 6 hull points
3: Target suffers a wound causing 10 D6 + 10 Wounds or a penetrating hit causing 10 D6 + 10 hull points
4: The game must now be completed using only 6mm scale models
5: To hit, to wound and saving throws are replaced, for the rest of the game, by throwing dice causing immediate instant death to anything hit by the dice to be removed.
6: The opponent is removed from the game and must skip turns until they can throw a Sisters of Battle down the throat of someone with SJW viewpoints to such an extent that the Heimlich maneuver must be used to save them.

I like how it has a 4+ save. Gotta be reasonable, you know?

Sounds likes someone had a bad run-in with some Forgeworld models.

No LULZ posts, please.

Instead, perhaps post what you think a model's stats *should* be?